Dee Man Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Arabdownunder said: Tap it on the machine, then give a jaunty wave to the shop assistant. I've just seen an advert for Bankwest's 'Halo ring', a ring you wear on your finger to use for payments. I reckon I would get one if it looked good. And if I banked with Bankwest. https://www.bankwest.com.au/personal/payments-services/wearables/bankwest-halo-nfc-ring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Guy in my office this morning talking about Chelsea and referring to them as "we". I would never even refer to Dunfermline as "we". I don't understand the concept of 'having an English team', never mind making one up then referring to them as "we". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I've just seen an advert for Bankwest's 'Halo ring', a ring you wear on your finger to use for payments. I reckon I would get one if it looked good. And if I banked with Bankwest. https://www.bankwest.com.au/personal/payments-services/wearables/bankwest-halo-nfc-ring ^^^^^would, without a shadow of a doubt, wear it as a cock ring. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 ^^^^^would, without a shadow of a doubt, wear it as a cock ring.Why? Do hookers take contactless now too? Anyway, I doubt he pays the ladies that let him shag them before he murders them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 18 minutes ago, ShaggysBeard said: Guy in my office this morning talking about Chelsea and referring to them as "we". I would never even refer to Dunfermline as "we". I don't understand the concept of 'having an English team', never mind making one up then referring to them as "we". Really? So you would never sing "We are the Champions" in the event of Dunfermline winning something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 32 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Why? Do hookers take contactless now too? Anyway, I doubt he pays the ladies that let him shag them before he murders them. He probably pays them shortly to make them feel better before bludgeoning them and then rifling through their purse to retrieve the money. Hes not a complete monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Newsreaders and the like who when talking about a town in England will tell you what county it's in, but if it's north of the border will dismiss it as "...in Scotland". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 He probably pays them shortly to make them feel better before bludgeoning them and then rifling through their purse to retrieve the money. Hes not a complete monster.Tell you what, any transaction with a hooker would be contactless if *insert just about any VL that posts here* was involved HAHAHAHAHAHANot me tho, just ask *generic P&B VL again* wife/maw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: This is a silly hypothetical I was going to use the phrase "unlikely event" but decided against it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShaggysBeard Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 52 minutes ago, GordonD said: Really? So you would never sing "We are the Champions" in the event of Dunfermline winning something? Opportunities are frustratingly rare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, ShaggysBeard said: Guy in my office this morning talking about Chelsea and referring to them as "we". I would never even refer to Dunfermline as "we". Wait, what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Computer has gone down (network issue) and I’m having to actually write stuff using a pencil. Absolute minter behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Computer has gone down (network issue) and I’m having to actually write stuff using a pencil. Absolute minter behaviour.Yeah....Sand + water = cement. Not exactly difficult doctor. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 20 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Yeah.... Sand + water = cement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Computer has gone down (network issue) and I’m having to actually write stuff using a pencil. Absolute minter behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 2 hours ago, ShaggysBeard said: Guy in my office this morning talking about Chelsea and referring to them as "we". I would never even refer to Dunfermline as "we". I don't understand the concept of 'having an English team', never mind making one up then referring to them as "we". Few of us would... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Extra day at home today so I had a cunning plan to basically do f-all and lie on the couch and watch utter mince on netflix etc has been ruined by my missus also deciding to take today off so we could do things together(not the good stuff sadly) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Shit such as the following shared on social media: Now I don't have an issue with people being motivational, I'm all for a bit of positivity to help people that are struggling, but things like the above is just really bad blanket advice IMO. Following your dreams and never giving up is fine advice if your dreams are to build a well in every village in Africa, but if you're Ted Bundy it's fucking awful advice. People need to be more responsible with the bullshit they're spreading, they could give the next serial killer/paedo the impetus to finally get off their arse and carry out the heinous crimes they've been fantasising about for years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 Shit such as the following shared on social media: Now I don't have an issue with people being motivational, I'm all for a bit of positivity to help people that are struggling, but things like the above is just really bad blanket advice IMO. Following your dreams and never giving up is fine advice if your dreams are to build a well in every village in Africa, but if you're Ted Bundy it's fucking awful advice. People need to be more responsible with the bullshit they're spreading, they could give the next serial killer/paedo the impetus to finally get off their arse and carry out the heinous crimes they've been fantasising about for years.See also: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=inspirational_blowhards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: Pretty much this, Tam but with indecipherable writing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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