Todd_is_God Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 22 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Cash machines that ask you to press enter after entering your pin In a similar vein, cash machines that offer you the option of cash with receipt or cash no receipt which, when choosing the latter, proceed to ask you if you'd like a receipt. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 In a similar vein, cash machines that offer you the option of cash with receipt or cash no receipt which, when choosing the latter, proceed to ask you if you'd like a receipt.And the cash machines that, no matter how many times you say no, still want to tell you your balance. I know there is next to hee haw in there, stop trying to remind me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Pictures only loading about half of the time on the app. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Pictures only loading about half of the time on the app. Half of the time? Lucky you, I am going to be furious if I miss a wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Pictures only loading about half of the time on the app. Not just me then. What's going on@Div? Do we need to uninstall/install? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Not just me then. What's going on[mention=1]Div[/mention]? Do we need to uninstall/install? Wasteland 2 is my prediction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 On 26/08/2019 at 21:02, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: On 26/08/2019 at 20:03, The_Kincardine said: I'll have a quarter of lime in my Tanqueray 10 and Schweppes, please. Tanqueray 10 is a truly tremendous Gin. Did you sip the Tanqueray, and was your mind on your money and your mouth in the Gan-jay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Wasteland 2 is my prediction. Bring it back, probably the best time I’ve had on p&b. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 I thought Michael Stewart was bad on Sportscene. Tim Cahill just said on MOTD regarding Roberto Firmino "He's the glue that makes the team work" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 I thought Michael Stewart was bad on Sportscene. Tim Cahill just said on MOTD regarding Roberto Firmino "He's the glue that makes the team work" Michael Stewart is not bad on sportscene. That's your first mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dele said: I thought Michael Stewart was bad on Sportscene. Tim Cahill just said on MOTD regarding Roberto Firmino "He's the glue that makes the team work" Either that or they're stuck with him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 3 minutes ago, pandarilla said: 13 minutes ago, Dele said: I thought Michael Stewart was bad on Sportscene. Tim Cahill just said on MOTD regarding Roberto Firmino "He's the glue that makes the team work" Michael Stewart is not bad on sportscene. That's your first mistake. Is it all the other shows he's shite on? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Two pit-bulls running loose ripped up a neighbour's dog this afternoon. Two other neighbours saw it going down and ran over to break things up, just in time to see the pit-bulls' scumbag owner bundle them into his pick'em-up truck and blaze off in a cloud of dust. They didn't catch the number plate. The dog was rushed to the emergency vet but it's injuries were too severe and it had to be euthanised. If this was an isolated incident it would be one thing but as it is, there's barely a week goes by that we don't hear some kind of horror story like this. My own dog was badly mauled by two Rottweilers a few years back when I was walking her on a lead but because they didn't harm me, there was nothing the law could do other than order their owner to cover the vet's bill. Even though they'd attacked someone else's dog a few weeks before. I fucking hate people like this. If your dick's so small you need a vicious dog to compensate, then keep the b*****d thing under control. Oh; and if that wasn't infuriating enough, the pit-bull apologists are all over the local social media sites tonight giving it the "Oh but they're really sweet dogs, don't blame the dogs" shite. f**k those twats too. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Pit bull's are mostly fucking shite dugs for insecure fandans 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Shotgun said: Two pit-bulls running loose ripped up a neighbour's dog this afternoon. Two other neighbours saw it going down and ran over to break things up, just in time to see the pit-bulls' scumbag owner bundle them into his pick'em-up truck and blaze off in a cloud of dust. They didn't catch the number plate. The dog was rushed to the emergency vet but it's injuries were too severe and it had to be euthanised. If this was an isolated incident it would be one thing but as it is, there's barely a week goes by that we don't hear some kind of horror story like this. My own dog was badly mauled by two Rottweilers a few years back when I was walking her on a lead but because they didn't harm me, there was nothing the law could do other than order their owner to cover the vet's bill. Even though they'd attacked someone else's dog a few weeks before. I fucking hate people like this. If your dick's so small you need a vicious dog to compensate, then keep the b*****d thing under control. Oh; and if that wasn't infuriating enough, the pit-bull apologists are all over the local social media sites tonight giving it the "Oh but they're really sweet dogs, don't blame the dogs" shite. f**k those twats too. Wrong thread surely. Hardly a petty issue if someone’s pet dog is being attacked and , in this case, as good as, killed by another pet dog. I know I wouldn’t brush it off as petty, if my dog got attacked in the way described in the post Calling Cards of Morons thread is maybe more suitable for a few points from this post :- a. Having a dangerous/aggressive dog (or any dog , actually) but making no serious attempt to keep it under control b. Using the small dick reference to anything involving someone having something perceived as being unnecessarily or unusually large or expensive (such as the pit bull dogs in this case , or more typically, a big car) c. Posting in the wrong thread and not really getting the point of the thread from the heading 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Two pit-bulls running loose ripped up a neighbour's dog this afternoon. Two other neighbours saw it going down and ran over to break things up, just in time to see the pit-bulls' scumbag owner bundle them into his pick'em-up truck and blaze off in a cloud of dust. They didn't catch the number plate. The dog was rushed to the emergency vet but it's injuries were too severe and it had to be euthanised. If this was an isolated incident it would be one thing but as it is, there's barely a week goes by that we don't hear some kind of horror story like this. My own dog was badly mauled by two Rottweilers a few years back when I was walking her on a lead but because they didn't harm me, there was nothing the law could do other than order their owner to cover the vet's bill. Even though they'd attacked someone else's dog a few weeks before. I fucking hate people like this. If your dick's so small you need a vicious dog to compensate, then keep the b*****d thing under control. Oh; and if that wasn't infuriating enough, the pit-bull apologists are all over the local social media sites tonight giving it the "Oh but they're really sweet dogs, don't blame the dogs" shite. f**k those twats too.When this happens it is the owners fault. If they are aware their dog is aggressive they 100% need to keep it under control. There’s a good chance the dog is so aggressive because of the way the owner has raised it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, A96 said: b. Using the small dick reference to anything involving someone having something perceived as being unnecessarily or unusually large or expensive (such as the pit bull dogs in this case , or more typically, a big car) ^^^Has a tiny dick and a Chihuahua. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: ^^^Has a tiny dick and a Chihuahua. I do NOT have a Chihuahua 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: There’s a good chance the dog is so aggressive because of the way the owner has raised it. Some years ago I was in a pub with my mate. Guy standing at the bar had a huge German Shepherd which growled and barked at anybody who went near it. His method of calming it down was to beat it with the lead. Finally the barman told him to take the dog home (addressed him by name so he was obviously a regular). Guy left with the dog and two minutes later a brassy blonde came in and sits down at the bar. My (pissed) mate went to the bar to get the drinks in and started chatting her up. She gave him a knockback as expected and he came back with the drinks. Two minutes after that the dog owner returns (on his own) and sits next to the blonde - he was her husband. My mate wonders what would have happened had the husband seen him chatting up his wife when the dog was still around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 All 3 of them would probably have banged her. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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