101 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It’s the folk on shows like Pointless who say “yes I’m going to treat the family to a holiday and maybe put the rest towards a car”. Not with £1k you’re not. Posh b*****d Spoiler Spoiler What more could you want. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: It’s the folk on shows like Pointless who say “yes I’m going to treat the family to a holiday and maybe put the rest towards a car”. Not with £1k you’re not. They didn't broadcast my turn when I said "pay my fines". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 At all times of the year - Michael BubleAt this time of year - Fucking c***ING Michael b*****d Buble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 6 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: Gerard as Geraaaaaaaaaaaaaard. Apparently it's the reason why the scummy turncoat Sellick supporting actor Butler goes by Gerry. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Went to the bank yesterday to get some money. The cashpoint was out of order so I went inside. As the teller handed me the notes she asked me, "What are you going to do with the money?" Actually that is untrue. I didn't get any cash and even if I did the teller would never have asked such a question as it's none of her business. One bint does it at Abbey in Dumfries. I got so fed up with her questions I changed banks. There's a difference between being friendly and being a nosey b*****d. She was firmly the latter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Having to pay 4.99 for recorded delivery on an order and getting it five days later with "no access 3/12" written on it by my utterly useless worthless workshy shiftless c**t of a postman who can't be bothered going up three flights of stairs even though it's his fucking job the useless fucking p***k -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 27 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Having to pay 4.99 for recorded delivery on an order and getting it five days later with "no access 3/12" written on it by my utterly useless worthless workshy shiftless c**t of a postman who can't be bothered going up three flights of stairs even though it's his fucking job the useless fucking p***k 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Waiting 289 days to watch some live sport again only for the match to be postponed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Christmas trees that aren’t green. Adults without young kids who put up trees and decorations and post pictures of them on social media, even worse when other adults without kids comment on these pictures saying how amazing their trees and decorations are. You’re 25, why are you spending all this time and money on a fucking tree just for likes on Facebook? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, The Golden God said: Christmas trees that aren’t green. Adults without young kids who put up trees and decorations and post pictures of them on social media, even worse when other adults without kids comment on these pictures saying how amazing their trees and decorations are. You’re 25, why are you spending all this time and money on a fucking tree just for likes on Facebook? Imagine how insecure they're going to be in 20 years time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 Christmas trees that aren’t green. Adults without young kids who put up trees and decorations and post pictures of them on social media, even worse when other adults without kids comment on these pictures saying how amazing their trees and decorations are. You’re 25, why are you spending all this time and money on a fucking tree just for likes on Facebook? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 19 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: Waiting 289 days to watch some live sport again only for the match to be postponed. There are other..........Boca juniors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 24 minutes ago, The Golden God said: Christmas trees that aren’t green. Adults without young kids who put up trees and decorations and post pictures of them on social media, even worse when other adults without kids comment on these pictures saying how amazing their trees and decorations are. You’re 25, why are you spending all this time and money on a fucking tree just for likes on Facebook? Or 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Tbh I never saw the point of cutting down a perfectly good tree for the sake of 4-6 weeks The scabby plastic Woolies tree we've used for the past 40 years does us fine - modern LED fairy lights make it almost passable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I chopped down a tree and carried it away on my shoulders, felt like a true lumberjack. It’s fucking massive though and fills up half my living room. I had to disassemble my dining table and move it into the spare room so it would fit. Well worth it as it looks lovely and if I posted it on FB/Insta I would no doubt get a multitude of likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 ^^^^Bonksy + His Tree Murdering Parade.I'm pining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^Bonksy + His Tree Murdering Parade. I'm pining. Pining fir what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 4 hours ago, bennett said: Or Staunch level 10000 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 7 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Waiting 289 days to watch some live sport again only for the match to be postponed. every one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Waiting for the twitter thread to load. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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