bluetooner Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Just realised we are not getting the Scotland v Georgia game on Fox Soccer Channel. Hopefully it will be on Gol tv. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I'm the opposite - "Excuse me, are you over 18?" "NO!" so they feck off no hassle! Result! That excuse works a treat. "Would you like to sign up for a store card?" "I'm not old enough" "Oh, ok, sorry!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 (edited) Went to view a flat in Coatbridge ( ) today. I was 10 minutes late but as it's a reposession sale, I assumed it would be a block viewing and wasn't too worried. The place was locked up when I arrived, so I phoned the estate agency who informed me that the bloke who was doing the viewings had buggered off owing to my tardiness. When I pointed out that I was only 10 minutes late and did they really expect me to be in and out within 10 mins of the appointment time anyway, the bint on the other end of the line's response was along the lines of "Well, it's only a 1 bed flat." I was fucking apoplectic at this response but somehow resisted the oppertunity to tell the condescending midden where to go. I asked if they could arrange for the agent to come round with the keys later in the afternoon, only to be given a point blank "no" in reply. Nor did she offer to reschedule the viewing later in the week. They can stick their fucking flat, unhelpful c'nts. Edited March 12, 2007 by wearealldoomed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Just had to evacuate my room for a few minutes. Went to KFC for the second time ever today (that Stirling KFC deserves a thread of its own, what with police, funny looks, awkward silences, and other assorted weirdness), and had a very very nice KFC meal. Downside is, I just let out the worlds most chickeny fart! It was awful, my gag reflex activated! I just had to open the window wide and bugger off for a couple minutes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 Just had to evacuate my room for a few minutes.Went to KFC for the second time ever today (that Stirling KFC deserves a thread of its own, what with police, funny looks, awkward silences, and other assorted weirdness), and had a very very nice KFC meal. Downside is, I just let out the worlds most chickeny fart! It was awful, my gag reflex activated! I just had to open the window wide and bugger off for a couple minutes! You don't have a girlfriend, do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 You don't have a girlfriend, do you? Are you suggesting these 2 events could be related?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 You don't have a girlfriend, do you? :lol: Sadly true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 You don't have a girlfriend, do you? I want you, hairy stallion! Sweep me off my feet in your knackered Astra and together we can shop for beard trimmers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbasslichtie Posted March 12, 2007 Share Posted March 12, 2007 I want you, hairy stallion! Sweep me off my feet in your knackered Astra and together we can shop for beard trimmers. :lol: Most Ive laughed all day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Fecked my knee playing football yesterday, it's all swollen round the joint Ouch I think my knees are going to fall off at some point - I can't think of a game of football I've played recently that hasn't resulted in my kees being f*cked! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 I think my knees are going to fall off at some point - I can't think of a game of football I've played recently that hasn't resulted in my kees being f*cked! I only have myself to blame! A guy knocked the ball past me and I just stuck my leg out in an attempt to catch the ball and he smashed his knee right into mine as he went past. I wasn't that bad walking home last night, but it was agony this morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Moronic people at health and safety. To set the background, we work with Radioactive material,..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 (edited) Dropped my pancake and jam on my keyboard! Edited March 13, 2007 by RiG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Comic Relief on Friday.... That un funny cnut Lenny Henry will be on TV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Virgin fucking Media a-fucking-gain!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie_1888 Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Virgin fucking Media a-fucking-gain!!! TREEENNNNNCHHHHHIEEEEE!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Cricket Teams who should win comfortably but are making a mess of it making me nervous 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Cricket Teams who should win comfortably but are making a mess of it making me nervous You should be less nervous now - Lara's out and it looks like they are going to get beat comfortably. Whatever made you think that Windies would have it easy against Pakistan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Fucking "practice-a-thon" What kind of a pish idea is that. I've been forced into it and have to do 40 minutes twice a day. Its so fucking unflexible and its really beginning to f**k with what little life I have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Stephen Dobbie is getting married. I still maintain he has just not proposed to me yet though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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