Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Oh Philpy....... You are turning into the Jacob Rees-Mogg of P&B......... For shame..... It’s a step up tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Been periodically hitting the reset on my troublesome boiler, to no avail all lastnight and today. Fucking things only gone and fired up there..... Good for heating and hot water, not ideal for boiler guy to do fault finding tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Been periodically hitting the reset on my troublesome boiler, to no avail all lastnight and today. Fucking things only gone and fired up there..... Good for heating and hot water, not ideal for boiler guy to do fault finding tomorrow. Maybe it was sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 On 31/01/2022 at 14:26, jimbaxters said: It's there to bypass traffic though. Eh? It's there to bypass the city centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Been periodically hitting the reset on my troublesome boiler, to no avail all lastnight and today. Fucking things only gone and fired up there..... Good for heating and hot water, not ideal for boiler guy to do fault finding tomorrow. Brother in law bought a house a couple of weeks ago, boiler was fucked when he moved in. Got an engineer report, engineer confirmed that boiler was fecked, and system should be condemned as unsafe. BiL reported this to seller solicitor via his solicitor. Seller requested to get his own engineer visit done too. Seller engineer arrived, boiler fired up no problem, and has worked ever since. Boilers are b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 (edited) "native habits you've picked up and are embarrassed about" for this pish, perhaps. I've been picking up Doric phrases over the years and now mostly converse in it (with my pseudo weegie accent) and it is, I think, the highest form of Scots. It's a delight. But Aberdonians have this filthy habit of saying stuff like "that forks" or "this books", using a singular (accusative?) pronoun with a plural noun. At best it's idiosyncratic, at worst it's illiterate nonsense and I've managed to avoid this. Until today I referred to "that claes" and I now think I need to take a vow of silence for a bit. Shameful. Edited February 4, 2022 by velo army 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Guy doing the commentary on the Olympics opening ceremony just said "twenty oh six" referring to the year 2006. Not having this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Guy doing the commentary on the Olympics opening ceremony just said "twenty oh six" referring to the year 2006. Not having this.Looking forward to seeing the crossover between folk who say this and the folk who were recently outed as being unable to read a phone number properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 13 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Brother in law bought a house a couple of weeks ago, boiler was fucked when he moved in. Most people have a housewarming party but each to his own. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 The Winter Olympic opening ceremony using the spring movement of Vivaldi's Four Seasons . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 2 hours ago, velo army said: "native habits you've picked up and are embarrassed about" for this pish, perhaps. I've been picking up Doric phrases over the years and now mostly converse in it (with my pseudo weegie accent) and it is, I think, the highest form of Scots. It's a delight. But Aberdonians have this filthy habit of saying stuff like "that forks" or "this books", using a singular (accusative?) pronoun with a plural noun. At best it's idiosyncratic, at worst it's illiterate nonsense and I've managed to avoid this. Until today I referred to "that claes" and I now think I need to take a vow of silence for a bit. Shameful. 6/10 'at claes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, coprolite said: 6/10 'at claes Just remembered that there's a community art project based in, I think, Garthdee, called "da dee at" which is fuckin delightful. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, velo army said: "native habits you've picked up and are embarrassed about" for this pish, perhaps. I've been picking up Doric phrases over the years and now mostly converse in it (with my pseudo weegie accent) and it is, I think, the highest form of Scots. It's a delight. But Aberdonians have this filthy habit of saying stuff like "that forks" or "this books", using a singular (accusative?) pronoun with a plural noun. At best it's idiosyncratic, at worst it's illiterate nonsense and I've managed to avoid this. Until today I referred to "that claes" and I now think I need to take a vow of silence for a bit. Shameful. If only you hadn't stopped stepping out with that lovely, more mature teacher. I'm sure she could have provided you with the correct 'discipline'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Actual pttgomn. Food products that have nutrition information "per 100g" but don't put the weight of the product on the packaging, giving me no context for said nutrition info numbers. Presumably they expect folk to cut about doing their messages with a set of scales up their jook. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 minute ago, velo army said: Actual pttgomn. Food products that have nutrition information "per 100g" but don't put the weight of the product on the packaging, giving me no context for said nutrition info numbers. Presumably they expect folk to cut about doing their messages with a set of scales up their jook. When that happens, I just assume the packet is 100g. I may have put on some weight recently 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 43 minutes ago, velo army said: Actual pttgomn. Food products that have nutrition information "per 100g" but don't put the weight of the product on the packaging, giving me no context for said nutrition info numbers. Presumably they expect folk to cut about doing their messages with a set of scales up their jook. Brexit m8. It wuz the French that made us put the weights on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Calling the electricity company (it’s all electric here so no gas) because my bills went up in November from £80 per month to £300 per month. Anyway I phoned to see if they have other tariffs etc and get advice as every outlet everywhere tells you to do and she’s giving me deckchairs on the Titanic stuff about saving £10 a year by not filling the kettle and £50 a year by unplugging everything at the wall. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER FEW GRAND I AM GOING TO OWE BY THEN???? 50 quid isn’t even a weeks worth at the moment. Fucking Shambles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 6 minutes ago, Jambomo said: Calling the electricity company (it’s all electric here so no gas) because my bills went up in November from £80 per month to £300 per month. Anyway I phoned to see if they have other tariffs etc and get advice as every outlet everywhere tells you to do and she’s giving me deckchairs on the Titanic stuff about saving £10 a year by not filling the kettle and £50 a year by unplugging everything at the wall. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER FEW GRAND I AM GOING TO OWE BY THEN???? 50 quid isn’t even a weeks worth at the moment. Fucking Shambles. Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves Every little helps etc etc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 1 hour ago, hk blues said: Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves Every little helps etc etc Exactly. Load of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Went to click into the All Other Sports section and because of the ad causing the page to bounce about clicked on the Wrestling forum instead. Cheers Div, now going to have to spend my Saturday morning phoning up the police to explain that I’m not a nonce, it was the adverts fault. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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