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3 minutes ago, SlipperyP said:

No knives in this house, only forks and spoons.  If something needs anything cut up, use your teeth like any other animal.

As for watches, only wore one when I stated work as a 17 yo (think someone bought it for me), nasty pieces. Who the f**k needs time. It's either drink or don't drink.

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Seriously, South East Asia, no knives. If you ask for a knife, they bring out a butcher clever. 
However, you do get a knife in KFC (finger licking good) restaurants. [emoji38] 


Im with you Slippy. I lived in Malaysia for a couple of years many moons ago and still use fork and spoon most of the time even now. Most things (apart from the likes of a steak) can easily be cut into pieces using the spoon

Trying to eat mince and tatties or pasta dishes with a fork and knife is crazy stuff
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18 hours ago, BFTD said:

I'd imagine folk who wear a watch with the face on the inside of their wrist do so to avoid scraping the fucking glass again.

They are little more than wanky man jewellery these days, after all.

^^^^ Can't afford a Rolex.

Thank you.

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8 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

^^^^ Can't afford a Rolex.

Thank you.

You know when you make a post and just know you'll get a response from a specific poster?  :lol:

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1 hour ago, BFTD said:

You know when you make a post and just know you'll get a response from a specific poster?  :lol:

Nice one Gandalf.

Thank you.

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10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

To the best of my knowledge, there are no now free to use cash machines in Stenhousemuir.....


 

Completely wiped out.

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Im with you Slippy. I lived in Malaysia for a couple of years many moons ago and still use fork and spoon most of the time even now. Most things (apart from the likes of a steak) can easily be cut into pieces using the spoon

Trying to eat mince and tatties or pasta dishes with a fork and knife is crazy stuff
No knives means no spreads on toast and that's not a house I want to live in. Also, surely you have knives to prepare your food? Perhaps Slippy is just gnawing away at rotisserie chicken all day.

Not wearing a watch is curious behaviour. I distrust those without them. Not wearing a watch and left-handed? OFTW.
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33 minutes ago, djchapsticks said:

People, particularly professional broadcasters, who call Madison Square Garden, 'Madison Square Gardens'.

 

The correct term is 'Vince's House'.

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