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3 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said:
17 minutes ago, dagane said:
It's jonnathon pearce for me ,absolutely fkn awful

Soft spot purely because of Robot Wars...

Crap ,I'm listening to him now and he's making my teeth itchy

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On 18/08/2022 at 12:09, welshbairn said:

We used to have an ancient McVitie's biscuit tin, a metal tube with a lid, that was really handy. One day it disappeared which I thought was weird, so I found another one online, then that one disappeared too. Turned out that my sister who visits regularly thinks that biscuit tins let too much air in to store biscuits, so she hid them in the garage. She's also ultra strict about recycling and avoiding single use plastics, then double wraps absolutely every thing in clingfilm and plastic bags.

Sorry. Your sister, who visits regularly, hid your biscuit tins in the garage? And is also "strict" on other stuff while round?

Tell her to f**k off.

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12 hours ago, buchan30 said:

Arteta and Marco silva wearing plain jerseys with that little premier league badge on it annoys me more than it should,

I will raise you Scott Parkers fucking cardigan.....................

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23 hours ago, RiffRaff said:

Yesterday a warning light appeared on the dashboard of my car telling me that the battery in the key needed replaced.

This morning I used the spare key for the first time and all the radio presets are different. 

Spent 5 minutes getting them reset to what they should whilst quietly seething.

Its wierd what the keys do, we have an audi and if I mistakenly use my wifes keys the aircon is at different settings.

To be honest, I would prefer it if they adjusted all the mirrors rather than aircon, so I dont have to do it every fucking time I get in the car after her....................

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7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

You really need to pass some kind of freak show test to be a Tory MP.

Look at them.

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Careful, you'll have Glen Minter scrabbling around for his picture of Scottish Nationalists that he doesn't want to f**k.

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1 hour ago, DiegoDiego said:

People who call their children Jasper.

It's character building - a touch of the "Boy Named Sue" philosophy. After years of kickings and verbal abuse the victim should be tough enough to face adult world. Some of these poor individuals are doubtless in the Tory photo montage above.

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It's petty. It gets on my nerves. See these house adverts that proclaim a property is "Architect Designed"? Anyone here live in a house designed by a butcher, scaffie, dentist or out-of-work politician? (OK,  to be fair I've seen a few where that might be the case).
See also "barista coffee" while you never have folk advertising "barstaff lager".
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1 minute ago, DiegoDiego said:
11 minutes ago, House Bartender said:
It's petty. It gets on my nerves. See these house adverts that proclaim a property is "Architect Designed"? Anyone here live in a house designed by a butcher, scaffie, dentist or out-of-work politician? (OK,  to be fair I've seen a few where that might be the case).

See also "barista coffee" while you never have folk advertising "barstaff lager".

Hand finished. Hand cut. Hand topped. 

f**k off. Like it makes a shred of difference whether my pizza toppings were lobbed on there by a factory worker or shat out by a machine. 

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18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Hand finished. Hand cut. Hand topped. 

f**k off. Like it makes a shred of difference whether my pizza toppings were lobbed on there by a factory worker or shat out by a machine. 

What if they’re shat out by a factory worker?

(Farmfoods)

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1 hour ago, House Bartender said:

It's petty. It gets on my nerves. See these house adverts that proclaim a property is "Architect Designed"? Anyone here live in a house designed by a butcher, scaffie, dentist or out-of-work politician? (OK,  to be fair I've seen a few where that might be the case).

Everything seems to be fucking "bespoke" nowadays as well, a ridiculous word and today's PTTGOMN.

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