hk blues Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, throbber said: Being a bit optimistic there. I didn't want to hurt your feelings so went for what I thought was an average time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 7 minutes ago, hk blues said: I didn't want to hurt your feelings so went for what I thought was an average time. I spoke about it before but when we were actually trying for a baby I couldn’t get finished quick enough, there was a weird tension in the air and I felt like I was being watched/judged by a baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, throbber said: I spoke about it before but when we were actually trying for a baby I couldn’t get finished quick enough, there was a weird tension in the air and I felt like I was being watched/judged by a baby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: The word 'tasty', seeing as non-tasty things have taste too. Off The Ball is bad for this. Stuart Cosgrove describing games and players as tasty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 2 hours ago, hk blues said: Which was probably about 8 minutes more than the act itself necessitating the test. Fucking show off. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Fucking show off. To be fair, that includes foreplay, showering and negotiating over price! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 2 hours ago, throbber said: Being a bit optimistic there. "In out, in out, shake it all about........" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 12 minutes ago, hk blues said: To be fair, that includes foreplay, showering and negotiating over price! The Duke of Monmouth (I think) was a bit more succinct when speaking of coitus............................... "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable..." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 19 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Eh? That's Canadians, and they do it at the end of sentences 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 5 hours ago, throbber said: Is stealing condoms a big deal? Imagine having a security tag on them and some employee having to come and remove it at self scanner. Do they have to test them before you can buy them? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 4 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: The word 'tasty', seeing as non-tasty things have taste too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 24 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Do they have to test them before you can buy them? Sounds like the sort of thing that would happen at the Asda in straiton. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Automated phone lines where the options aren't presented in numerical order. "For Option One, press 1. For Option Two, press 2. For Option Three..." Aha! I want Option Three! I shall cunningly save fractions of a second by pressing 3 now! "Welcome to Option Four" Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, BTFD said: Automated phone lines where the options aren't presented in numerical order. "For Option One, press 1. For Option Two, press 2. For Option Three..." Aha! I want Option Three! I shall cunningly save fractions of a second by pressing 3 now! "Welcome to Option Four" Reveal hidden contents Especially as they hide the option you want, speak to a person, last…AND have taken to making it a random number other than zero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, TxRover said: Especially as they hide the option you want, speak to a person, last…AND have taken to making it a random number other than zero. All the more confusing when it's a helpline that really doesn't gain anything from annoying the callers. Maybe they used to have an Option Three, but they don't get any calls about chlamydia anymore? (as an example) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 11 hours ago, hk blues said: Which was probably about 8 minutes more than the act itself necessitating the test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 Was called into the office today and asked if I could my annual leave that I've booked in for a while. I understand and appreciate there is a norovirus outbreak at work right now, which has also left us massively understaffed, but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 12 minutes ago, superwell87 said: Was called into the office today and asked if I could my annual leave that I've booked in for a while. I understand and appreciate there is a norovirus outbreak at work right now, which has also left us massively understaffed, but still. Did you accidentally your boss? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 6 minutes ago, BTFD said: Did you accidentally your boss? Haha, naw. Been a long day.... 3 of us on the care floor. Long story short, my annual leave has been cancelled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 30, 2023 Share Posted March 30, 2023 8 minutes ago, superwell87 said: Haha, naw. Been a long day.... 3 of us on the care floor. Long story short, my annual leave has been cancelled. You getting payment in lieu? One of my previous employers was notorious for pulling the "sorry, we need you at work" trick in March, followed by "annual leave doesn't carry over into the next financial year" when the 6th of April came round. More than one employer, thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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