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2 minutes ago, johnnydun said:

I have just never seen the draw in running for running's sake. Fair enough if you're chasing a ba', but not just running.

That's fine if you're running to something. What about running from something? An irate Fifer, a wasted Wedgie, a fan of a chipper and so on... 

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21 hours ago, Swarley said:

Here we go again, people on their pedal stools laughing at those getting simple sayings wrong. 

But some people are just so laxadaisacal with their use of language 

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10 hours ago, scottsdad said:

That's fine if you're running to something. What about running from something? An irate Fifer, a wasted Wedgie, a fan of a chipper and so on... 

This is probably a good benchmark for fitness. I expect I’d likely get caught by an irate Fifer but should be able to easily escape a wasted Wedgie (sic). 

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12 hours ago, scottsdad said:

That's fine if you're running to something. What about running from something? An irate Fifer, a wasted Wedgie, a fan of a chipper and so on... 

 

1 hour ago, alta-pete said:

This is probably a good benchmark for fitness. I expect I’d likely get caught by an irate Fifer but should be able to easily escape a wasted Wedgie (sic). 

A new sport on a greyhound track. You are the hare and are set off and out of the boxes come chasing,

An Irate Fifer,

A Wasted Wedgie

A Leith Junkie,

First to catch you wins, I'd bet on that and sure I could get Sky to televise.

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12 hours ago, scottsdad said:

That's fine if you're running to something. What about running from something? An irate Fifer, a wasted Wedgie, a fan of a chipper and so on... 

I guess I would be like a final boss on a game..

I was born in Fife, lived on the West Coast, I can be very angry when wasted and I love chippers. I have also had the Dundonian fit like upgrade.

Start running now cunto.

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35 minutes ago, Granny Danger said:

Petrol stations charging people for blowing up their tyres.

I would pay good money for someone inflating my tyres. 

Last time I attempted this I managed to deflate them. 

I am, admittedly mostly a public transport w****r these days. 

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On 21/07/2023 at 10:19, DG.Roma said:

Amazon's packaging, particularly when buying something like this....

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The arseholes once sent me a bag of 12 guitar picks in a box the size of a typical microwave oven, complete with bubblewrap, rolled paper filling, carboard inserts etc. 

It was part of a larger order that they couldn't consolidate, for some reason, but even still it would have fit easily in an envelope the size of a beermat and gone through my letterbox no bother.

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