MEADOWXI Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 12 hours ago, scottsdad said: That's fine if you're running to something. What about running from something? An irate Fifer, a wasted Wedgie, a fan of a chipper and so on... 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: This is probably a good benchmark for fitness. I expect I’d likely get caught by an irate Fifer but should be able to easily escape a wasted Wedgie (sic). A new sport on a greyhound track. You are the hare and are set off and out of the boxes come chasing, An Irate Fifer, A Wasted Wedgie A Leith Junkie, First to catch you wins, I'd bet on that and sure I could get Sky to televise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 12 hours ago, scottsdad said: That's fine if you're running to something. What about running from something? An irate Fifer, a wasted Wedgie, a fan of a chipper and so on... I guess I would be like a final boss on a game.. I was born in Fife, lived on the West Coast, I can be very angry when wasted and I love chippers. I have also had the Dundonian fit like upgrade. Start running now cunto. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Petrol stations charging people for blowing up their tyres. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 27 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Petrol stations charging people for blowing up their tyres. Obvious joke about inflation is obvious. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 35 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Petrol stations charging people for blowing up their tyres. If you could charge for hot air wouldn’t you? You’d make a fortune. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 35 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Petrol stations charging people for blowing up their tyres. I would pay good money for someone inflating my tyres. Last time I attempted this I managed to deflate them. I am, admittedly mostly a public transport w****r these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 When people post a “before & after” picture but the after is on the left 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Central Belt Caley said: When people post a “before & after” picture but the after is on the left Reported for westernism. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 Transpennie Express. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: When people post a “before & after” picture but the after is on the left Turn your phone upside down then FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 "Filtered" photos. Just f**k off man. What an utterly shite, pointless development. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 23, 2023 Share Posted July 23, 2023 On 21/07/2023 at 10:19, DG.Roma said: Amazon's packaging, particularly when buying something like this.... The arseholes once sent me a bag of 12 guitar picks in a box the size of a typical microwave oven, complete with bubblewrap, rolled paper filling, carboard inserts etc. It was part of a larger order that they couldn't consolidate, for some reason, but even still it would have fit easily in an envelope the size of a beermat and gone through my letterbox no bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 Sky changing their channel numbers again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 1 hour ago, stanton said: Sky changing their channel numbers again What now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 1 hour ago, stanton said: Sky changing their channel numbers again Virgin Media too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted July 24, 2023 Share Posted July 24, 2023 43 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: What now? BBC Three is now 121 , Sky Nature moved up one too 125 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 25, 2023 Share Posted July 25, 2023 On 22/07/2023 at 14:15, Brother Blades said: See also “the proof is in the pudding” just f**k off! Ive also seen this used by supposed journalists! Cut your cloth. Absolute abomination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 Ok, ok, my turn. What in the name of the wee man with big feet is the story with plumbing these days? In times gone by, when everything cost a penny and was made of wood, I could fix a dripping tap or toilet cistern with about 10 minutes work, a pair of pliers and a washer. Nowadays, our kitchen and utility room taps are both dripping and when I take the cover off not only are there now abominations called "ceramic cartridges" inside, each tap takes a different design of cartridge at both ends. Added of course to the next issue that because both are mixer taps, I'd have to turn the water off not only to replace the d@mn thing, I'd also have ato turn it off to find out if it's the hot or cold one that's the source of the drip. The toilet, that used to be a push handle, floating ballcock type is now some sort of internal solid state plastic monstrosity so that it's impossible to tell exactly where the problem is. Improvement? Modernisation? I'll give them improvements and modernisations! I'm off for a cup of tea. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Ok, ok, my turn. What in the name of the wee man with big feet is the story with plumbing these days? In times gone by, when everything cost a penny and was made of wood, I could fix a dripping tap or toilet cistern with about 10 minutes work, a pair of pliers and a washer. Nowadays, our kitchen and utility room taps are both dripping and when I take the cover off not only are there now abominations called "ceramic cartridges" inside, each tap takes a different design of cartridge at both ends. Added of course to the next issue that because both are mixer taps, I'd have to turn the water off not only to replace the d@mn thing, I'd also have ato turn it off to find out if it's the hot or cold one that's the source of the drip. The toilet, that used to be a push handle, floating ballcock type is now some sort of internal solid state plastic monstrosity so that it's impossible to tell exactly where the problem is. Improvement? Modernisation? I'll give them improvements and modernisations! I'm off for a cup of tea. I'm guessing the industry realised that, once their equipment was installed, there wasn't a huge amount of money to be made after that, other than for plumbers. So they did something about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 44 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: I could fix a dripping tap or toilet cistern with about 10 minutes work, a pair of pliers and a washer. Nowadays, our kitchen and utility room taps are both dripping and when I take the cover off not only are there now abominations called "ceramic cartridges" inside, each tap takes a different design of cartridge at both ends. Added of course to the next issue that because both are mixer taps, I'd have to turn the water off not only to replace the d@mn thing, I'd also have ato turn it off to find out if it's the hot or cold one that's the source of the drip. The toilet, that used to be a push handle, floating ballcock type is now some sort of internal solid state plastic monstrosity so that it's impossible to tell exactly where the problem is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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