jimbaxters Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Christmas bakery products are generally great, even the cheapo brands. As well as mince pies, christmas cake and stollen are both magic. The Italians have fucked up big time with panettone though. That's complete shite. You've been buying the wrong ones. Panettone is one of the most moreish sweet bakery items the world has ever known. Get one that has a plenty of oil in the ingredients. Colomba at Easter though however is awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Got a notification from "We are the People" Facebook page informing me I had won a top fan badge. All this because I had got into discussion with a bellend who reckoned if it wasn't for Rangers, clubs like East Fife would go out of business. Pointing out a certain liquidation event in 2012 only prolonged the diatribe. Anyone want a top fan badge for We are the People? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 People who use the phrase “won the internet for today” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 On 26/08/2023 at 16:57, carpetmonster said: Not making a cup of tea until after your wife's come back from the aerobics class you could have asked her to get some milk on the way back from and then realising the milk's off. Drink it black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Hide contents Russian PoWs certainly didn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 3 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: Anyone want a top fan badge for We are the People? Maybe someone on Hail Hail will be looking for swapsies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Drink it black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 The new advert with Jamie Redknapp for Skechers slip-on trainers… ‘Are you still using your hands to touch your trainers? There’s no need, with slip-on technology from Skechers. It’s like having a shoe horn in your heel. Just slip them on. Comfortable and secure. New slip-ons from Skechers’. Well aye, I’m still using my hands to touch my trainers. To pick them off the shoe rack in the cupboard. To pick them up and put them back on the shoe rack. If I’m at the gym I use my hands to take them off, pick them up, and put them in the locker at the gym. I use my hands to take them back out the locker and place them on the floor before putting them on. Have my trainers suddenly become toxic? Radioactive? Riddled with Covid and/or covered in dug shite? No. So, aye, I still use my hands to touch my trainers Redknapp, you daft kunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 47 minutes ago, pozbaird said: The new advert with Jamie Redknapp for Skechers slip-on trainers… ‘Are you still using your hands to touch your trainers? There’s no need, with slip-on technology from Skechers. It’s like having a shoe horn in your heel. Just slip them on. Comfortable and secure. New slip-ons from Skechers’. Well aye, I’m still using my hands to touch my trainers. To pick them off the shoe rack in the cupboard. To pick them up and put them back on the shoe rack. If I’m at the gym I use my hands to take them off, pick them up, and put them in the locker at the gym. I use my hands to take them back out the locker and place them on the floor before putting them on. Have my trainers suddenly become toxic? Radioactive? Riddled with Covid and/or covered in dug shite? No. So, aye, I still use my hands to touch my trainers Redknapp, you daft kunt. Get with the programme you old daftie. They're for big fat c***s the can't bend down to tie laces. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Planning on having ramen tomorrow and making the eggs today so.i can.marinade them properly. Cannot get the b*****ds to peel and have had to chuck away 2 eggs. Attempt #2 upcoming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 21 minutes ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Planning on having ramen tomorrow and making the eggs today so.i can.marinade them properly. Cannot get the b*****ds to peel and have had to chuck away 2 eggs. Attempt #2 upcoming. Shell out on pre-peeled 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 On 21/09/2023 at 15:48, throbber said: Has anyone else’s fire alarm gone off for no reason in middle of night and only for a matter of seconds before? This happened last night and was terrifying. Is that not what happens when the batteries are on their way out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Get with the programme you old daftie. They're for big fat c***s the can't bend down to tie laces. How are they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Is that not what happens when the batteries are on their way out? People in Scotland were ordered to fork out on new linked alarms last year with batteries that last 10 years, so unlikely although mine are still in a box.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 36 minutes ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Planning on having ramen tomorrow and making the eggs today so.i can.marinade them properly. Cannot get the b*****ds to peel and have had to chuck away 2 eggs. Attempt #2 upcoming. Seems to happen randomly to me but have you tried soaking them in cold water for a spell after boiling? Very fresh eggs are supposed to be worst for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 On 21/09/2023 at 08:48, throbber said: Has anyone else’s fire alarm gone off for no reason in middle of night and only for a matter of seconds before? This happened last night and was terrifying. Have you considered the very real possibility that a poltergeist self-combusted in your hall? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 16 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Seems to happen randomly to me but have you tried soaking them in cold water for a spell after boiling? Very fresh eggs are supposed to be worst for it. That was after sitting in cold water. Attempt 2 was successful and they are now in the marinade for 24 hours. Should be great tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Craig fae the Vale said: Planning on having ramen tomorrow and making the eggs today so.i can.marinade them properly. Cannot get the b*****ds to peel and have had to chuck away 2 eggs. Attempt #2 upcoming. 57 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Seems to happen randomly to me but have you tried soaking them in cold water for a spell after boiling? Very fresh eggs are supposed to be worst for it. Isn’t there a trick of adding white vinegar to the water for boiling, makes it easier to peel? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Just now, TxRover said: Isn’t there a trick of adding white vinegar to the water for boiling, makes it easier to peel? There is. I thought there was some in the cupboard so I didn't buy any at the shop earlier. There was of course none in the cupboard. But I got there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnderooMFC Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 12 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Hide contents 11 hours ago, mathematics said: ^^^ got caught watching scat with the volume up. ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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