Leith Green Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Christmas is a wonderful time to get rid of random shit out of your cupboard by giving it to someone else though. You are not wrong - I am more annoyed at myself for being a greedy bugger and not just lying it on its side for a week to get some moisture back in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Delaying buying the final couple of presents for people you weren't expecting to see until the middle of January, finding out they're doing a flying visit tomorrow morning, realising you HAVE TO go shopping to buy their presents today, looking out the window and seeing that it is pishing down. Merry Humbug. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Email from Amazon, your order has been dispatched. Half an hour later an email from DPD we have your parcel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 Engagement or baby due posts on social media done in a 'transfer deal' style. It's tired and cliched 'banter' by now, having been done to death. I'm not the sort of person who would post about such things on social media, but if I was, I think such a nice occasion deserves a bit of sincerity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 People who constantly talk with their hands (not BSL), it detracts from the message they try to impart and makes people turn off from the conversation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 9 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: People who constantly talk with their hands (not BSL), it detracts from the message they try to impart and makes people turn off from the conversation. That's why nothing ever gets done in the Italian parliament. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 People who dont finish their coffee and leave just enough that I spill it on the way from where its been put to the dishwasher. How difficult is it to drink the last mouthful ffs? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 3 minutes ago, Leith Green said: People who dont finish their coffee and leave just enough that I spill it on the way from where its been put to the dishwasher. How difficult is it to drink the last mouthful ffs? Maybe it had gone cold 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 I’ve a hangover. Made a large mug of tea and drank about half of it. Tasted odd and vaguely unpleasant but kept going because of aforementioned hangover. Just noticed the milk is off. Not lumpy, but sour smelling. And it’s use by is today so should be ok. So now I have a hangover, feel a bit nauseous, and can’t make a proper tea/coffee until I can get to the shops which I can’t be arsed doing. FFS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, 18May1991 said: I’ve a hangover. Made a large mug of tea and drank about half of it. Tasted odd and vaguely unpleasant but kept going because of aforementioned hangover. Just noticed the milk is off. Not lumpy, but sour smelling. And it’s use by is today so should be ok. So now I have a hangover, feel a bit nauseous, and can’t make a proper tea/coffee until I can get to the shops which I can’t be arsed doing. FFS My cure for a hangover is black tea, buttered toast and oranges/Orange juice. Unlimited quantities of each. It helps, I promise! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 5 minutes ago, 18May1991 said: I’ve a hangover. Made a large mug of tea and drank about half of it. Tasted odd and vaguely unpleasant but kept going because of aforementioned hangover. Just noticed the milk is off. Not lumpy, but sour smelling. And it’s use by is today so should be ok. So now I have a hangover, feel a bit nauseous, and can’t make a proper tea/coffee until I can get to the shops which I can’t be arsed doing. FFS @Leith Green will be spewing if you haven't poured the rest down the sink. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Just now, Swarley said: @Leith Green will be spewing if you haven't poured the rest down the sink. I did the decent thing. Was tempted to leave it for my wife to enjoy, but didn’t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 2 hours ago, Leith Green said: People who dont finish their coffee and leave just enough that I spill it on the way from where its been put to the dishwasher. How difficult is it to drink the last mouthful ffs? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Fancy a brew @KnightswoodBear? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 If slicing your finger open on dog food can lids was an Olympic sport, I'd be bringing the gold home every fucking time. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, Rizzo said: If slicing your finger open on dog food can lids was an Olympic sport, I'd be bringing the gold home every fucking time. Hide contents Can sympathise with that. Opening a tin of sardines was responsible for my only trip for urgent hospital treatment, to get a slice right down a finger glued up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Having to deal with, now, 5 different companies/organisations in order to deal with me recent absences from work, short term disability and reinstating my health insurance. None of these c***s talk to each other so I'm on the phone almost constantly trying to get them to pass information on! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 1 hour ago, virginton said: Can sympathise with that. Opening a tin of sardines was responsible for my only trip for urgent hospital treatment, to get a slice right down a finger glued up. I dunno what it is with tin cans but my subconscious spots them in the sink and immediately goes "I wonder if we can remove the entire finger this time." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 13 minutes ago, Rizzo said: I dunno what it is with tin cans but my subconscious spots them in the sink and immediately goes "I wonder if we can remove the entire finger this time." When we bought our first flat together, my future wife insisted on spending a silly sum of money on a posh set of kitchen knives. Something like 300 quid. She was very keen to emphasize how sharp they were, something something laser cut, something something surgical scalpel sharpness etc. I caved, and needless to say the first time I used them I nearly removed a finger when cutting sausages. A day in hospital followed for some minor hand surgery as I cut through a nerve and tendon or something. The main thing of course was that the Mrs was absolutely delighted to be proven right about how sharp they were. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 I still have a scar on my right middle finger from opening a tin of tuna. Have never bled so much. Was intensely painful as it cut through to the fat layer. Took multiple plasters and layers of blue tape to stop the bleeding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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