Hedgecutter Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 1 minute ago, Eednud said: Don’t forget macaroons as well as scones and Scone. My dad who lives out there has pandered to the mob and nows says mee-dee-um instead of meej-um. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 39 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: You've gone down in my estimation after this admission, you little scamp. On similar lines, I witnessed a bit of pedestrian rage at Bernard Terrace / Newington Rd. junction on Sunday night - Deliveroo dude on e-bike went through lights on a green man and was promptly hauled off his machine by a couple of handy looking lads who told him, in no uncertain terms, to stop being a pest and danger to other people. Aye I only do it when it's objectively safe. The deliveroo lads are absolutely terrible tbh. I'm surprised I haven't seen one splattered tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 23 minutes ago, velo army said: Aye I only do it when it's objectively safe. The deliveroo lads are absolutely terrible tbh. I'm surprised I haven't seen one splattered tbh. I was walking out my wife's office on St Enoch Sq the other evening after I had been in doing some work. It's a pedestrianised area so I wasn't really expecting a Just Eat c**t on one of these e-bikes with the big chunky tyres to go skelping past me at about 30 miles an hour as I came out the door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I was walking out my wife's office on St Enoch Sq the other evening after I had been in doing some work. It's a pedestrianised area so I wasn't really expecting a Just Eat c**t on one of these e-bikes with the big chunky tyres to go skelping past me at about 30 miles an hour as I came out the door. As far as I know it's illegal to ride those things on pavements, but the polis do nothing. It'll take fatalities or a few serious injuries for any crackdown to happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 1 minute ago, velo army said: As far as I know it's illegal to ride those things on pavements, but the polis do nothing. It'll take fatalities or a few serious injuries for any crackdown to happen. Argyle Street is like running the gauntlet with them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 20 minutes ago, velo army said: As far as I know it's illegal to ride those things on pavements, but the polis do nothing. It'll take fatalities or a few serious injuries for any crackdown to happen. TBF a Just Eat cyclist being hit by a lorry would be tragic. Imagine the poor sod waiting in vain for his pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 17 minutes ago, GordonD said: TBF a Just Eat cyclist being hit by a lorry would be tragic. Imagine the poor sod waiting in vain for his pizza. Said poor sod will get a redelivery and a refund. It's a victimless crime . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 3 hours ago, Swarley said: The way Australians mispronounce the word "maroon" has always annoyed me. I’m with you on this. As a Manly Sea Eagles fan, aye, I know, God help me, etc… who play in ma-roon jerseys, to hear ma-roon pronounced mah-roan, does my tits in. The State of Origin games are even worse, with the NSW Blues and Queensland ‘mah-roans’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 3 hours ago, GordonD said: That's how they pronounced it at the time. The astrology sign was still 'Jemin-eye' but the spacecraft was different. Thanks. I thought they were just being khunts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I was walking out my wife's office on St Enoch Sq the other evening after I had been in doing some work. It's a pedestrianised area so I wasn't really expecting a Just Eat c**t on one of these e-bikes with the big chunky tyres to go skelping past me at about 30 miles an hour as I came out the door. Which is why walking sticks as gentlemen’s accessories should make a comeback…just let go quickly as you jab it through the spokes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 The current advert that continually comes up when I'm scrolling through P&B on my phone, is for the new series of the traitors. Which means about 20 times a day I am confronted with Claudia Winkleman's puss and the 743,612 layers of make up it has on it. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 2 hours ago, 10menwent2mow said: The current advert that continually comes up when I'm scrolling through P&B on my phone, is for the new series of the traitors. Which means about 20 times a day I am confronted with Claudia Winkleman's puss and the 743,612 layers of make up it has on it. The big list of raven-haired women who make a fringe look good: Bettie Page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 6 hours ago, velo army said: Aye I only do it when it's objectively safe. The deliveroo lads are absolutely terrible tbh. I'm surprised I haven't seen one splattered tbh. One had just been knocked off his bike on a street round the corner from me which is always clogged with delivery drivers as there’s a few takeaways. Just drove round the boy. He was probably fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 3 hours ago, 10menwent2mow said: The current advert that continually comes up when I'm scrolling through P&B on my phone, is for the new series of the traitors. Which means about 20 times a day I am confronted with Claudia Winkleman's puss and the 743,612 layers of make up it has on it. Is that who it is? I thought it was the Chic Young lookalike guitarist off of Slade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 6 hours ago, velo army said: Aye I only do it when it's objectively safe. The deliveroo lads are absolutely terrible tbh. I'm surprised I haven't seen one splattered tbh. That would be deliver-oooooohhh. I’ll grab my jaiket as I log out of the interweb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 37 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Is that who it is? I thought it was the Chic Young lookalike guitarist off of Slade. How could you not know who Claudia Winkelman is, she's omnipresent. Even if you don't watch her programmes they are constantly trailed and advertised. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagane Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 50 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: How could you not know who Claudia Winkelman is, she's omnipresent. Even if you don't watch her programmes they are constantly trailed and advertised. The advert that really ripped my knitting was the one where she said she would give her spleen for a shampoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 For some reason I really fancied some hash browns this evening. Fired round to Lidl for some. They didn't have any. Not that they were sold out; they don't sell any. Was fuming. Had to settle for onion rings instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 29 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: For some reason I really fancied some hash browns this evening. Fired round to Lidl for some. They didn't have any. Not that they were sold out; they don't sell any. Was fuming. Had to settle for onion rings instead. You should only be fuming at yourself for clamouring after an utter shite, failed English/American attempt at the tattoo scone, which I'd assume was readily available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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