Soapy FFC Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 The way manufacturers say that reducing pack or bar size, whilst increasing prices, is giving the consumer good value for money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 6 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Folk who think that buying a ticket on a bus or train entitles them to a seat for their bag or even a hat, even when the bus/train is mobbed and people are standing. Extra points to the cretinous folk in the example above who give out a "tut" noise when asked to move their fekkin bag or hat. A dearly departed friend of mine used to loudly ask these people if their bag was comfy, which usually embarrassed them enough to move it without any back tut. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 7 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Folk who think that buying a ticket on a bus or train entitles them to a seat for their bag or even a hat, even when the bus/train is mobbed and people are standing. Extra points to the cretinous folk in the example above who give out a "tut" noise when asked to move their fekkin bag or hat. Folk who sit at the window side of a train double seat and cover the neighbouring fold down table with their sh1r3 but don't move it when someone sits next to them. That's all for now but the day is yet young. I got into an argument with some p***k on a bus the other week. He'd manspread himself across two seats*. I asked him to move over and his answer was that he was too tall to fit in one seat. To which I replied that I was just as tall as he was and managed it perfectly. I should have hit him in the cobblers, that would have closed his legs. *no, it wasn't this cnut. Just as much a sense of entitlement though 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Clocks go forward and it's Easter Sunday. I've already had to get up in the middle of the night with indigestion and was looking forward to a lie in. Naw. Some fanny has to do some noisy DIY across the road on a Sunday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Clocks go forward and it's Easter Sunday. I've already had to get up in the middle of the night with indigestion and was looking forward to a lie in. Naw. Some fanny has to do some noisy DIY across the road on a Sunday morning. On the plus side, my microwave and oven clocks are now at the correct time, first time since end of October. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 7 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Clocks go forward and it's Easter Sunday. I've already had to get up in the middle of the night with indigestion and was looking forward to a lie in. Naw. Some fanny has to do some noisy DIY across the road on a Sunday morning. Circa 2000 years ago, somewhere in the Middle East. Indigestion after a decent meal with Jesus and the lads and was looking forward to a lie in. Naw. Some fanny has to move a massive rock from in front of his cave on a Sunday morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 I'm in a right mood today. Getting really peed of with folk posting Easter messages on Facebook when I know fine that they're only doing it to gather likes from folk who obviously don't know them well at all. There's one lassie who has done the whole cross, rising from the dead and Bible quotes bit, when I know fine that if she was to set foot in a church, either she or the church would burst into flames! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Trying to separate slices of streaky bacon once you’ve opened the vaccum-pack that contains the fcukers. They’re a major reason for me being a fan of the square sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 3 hours ago, pozbaird said: Trying to separate slices of streaky bacon once you’ve opened the vaccum-pack that contains the fcukers. They’re a major reason for me being a fan of the square sausage. That is cooking bacon, for soups and shit. Should never be near a roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 (edited) On 30/03/2024 at 13:41, Salt n Vinegar said: Folk who think that buying a ticket on a bus or train entitles them to a seat for their bag or even a hat, even when the bus/train is mobbed and people are standing. Extra points to the cretinous folk in the example above who give out a "tut" noise when asked to move their fekkin bag or hat. Folk who sit at the window side of a train double seat and cover the neighbouring fold down table with their sh1r3 but don't move it when someone sits next to them. That's all for now but the day is yet young. Something I miss doing from my last job (train guard). I wasn't a jobsworth at all but folk putting their shit on a seat when the train was packed used to really f**k me off. I used to go up to folk who were standing and ask if they wanted a seat (surprisingly a lot of folk said they were happy to stand so I always asked), if they said aye I'd then walk through the aisle and spot one of the arseholes you described. I'd turn around to the person standing, point to the seat with a bag on it and shout down "There's a seat free here pal". By the time they got to the seat the arsehole would have moved their stuff. I never asked anyone to move their stuff though as I always felt better shaming them into doing it. Maybe dickish on my part perhaps. Edited March 31 by 19QOS19 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 5 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Something I miss doing from my last job (train guard). I wasn't a jobsworth at all but folk putting their shit on a seat when the train was packed used to really f**k me off. I used to go up to folk who were standing and ask if they wanted a seat (surprisingly a lot of folk said they were happy to stand so I always asked), if they said aye I'd then walk through the aisle and spot one of the arseholes you described. I'd turn around to the person standing, point to the seat with a bag on it and shout down "There's a seat free here pal". By the time they got to the seat the arsehole would have moved their stuff. I never asked anyone to move their stuff though as I always felt better shaming them into doing it. Maybe dickish on my part perhaps. You guarded trains? From what? Do folk steal them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 2 minutes ago, scottsdad said: You guarded trains? From what? Do folk steal them? Well... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 38 minutes ago, scottsdad said: You guarded trains? From what? Do folk steal them? Never heard of the Great Train Robbery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Just now, GordonD said: Never heard of the Great Train Robbery? They nicked the whole train? Jeez, that film was misleading. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 The bunch of bawheids on the postcode lottery that magically get 'door' to rhyme with 'draw'. And the fact that it's the fuckin' door that wins the money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 16 hours ago, scottsdad said: That is cooking bacon, for soups and shit. Should never be near a roll. Streaky bacon is excellent with pancakes and maple syrup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 When putting up shelves on a garage wall, discovering that one breezeblock (seems to be one word? Looks odd) can be drilled into quite easily, while the one below it seems to be made of some kind of impenetrable extraterrestrial miracle material that is immune to such attention. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 15 minutes ago, Salt n Vinegar said: When putting up shelves on a garage wall, discovering that one breezeblock (seems to be one word? Looks odd) can be drilled into quite easily, while the one below it seems to be made of some kind of impenetrable extraterrestrial miracle material that is immune to such attention. Velo Army's ex-girlfriends thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Streaky bacon is excellent with pancakes and maple syrup. Jesus fucking Christ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 minute ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Jesus fucking Christ. Yes? 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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