BFTD Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 1 minute ago, coprolite said: Best location for black-belts in ignorance to stop for a chat is the end of an escalator. Always followed by a haughty "oh, I'M sorry" when the people behind bang into the back of them, as though there's anything at all they could have done to prevent that happening. @TxRover - you must be allowed to shoot people for this in Texas, right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 On the plane and its just been stopped for a technical issue, book me into the Heads Gone thread pls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 18 minutes ago, Empty It said: On the plane and its just been stopped for a technical issue, book me into the Heads Gone thread pls. Fair play for posting whilst falling 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 6 minutes ago, sophia said: Fair play for posting whilst falling Nah just sitting in a sweatbox on a runway with a bunch of wankers playing videos on their phone out loud and a toddler who's having a tantrum, I may have to join in with the tantrum soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hauzen Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 29 minutes ago, Empty It said: On the plane and its just been stopped for a technical issue, book me into the Heads Gone thread pls. Compo Face thread as well if there's a huge delay and you go running to the papers. Caught up in the Manchester power cut delays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Nah just sitting in a sweatbox on a runway with a bunch of wankers playing videos on their phone out loud and a toddler who's having a tantrum, I may have to join in with the tantrum soon. Just waiting for the facebook post of Empty It being manhandled off the plane by burly security lads and Mrs. EmptyIt screaming "But that's mah maaaaaaaaaannn!!!" P.S. Who's taking care of the dug ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 46 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Just waiting for the facebook post of Empty It being manhandled off the plane by burly security lads and Mrs. EmptyIt screaming "But that's mah maaaaaaaaaannn!!!" P.S. Who's taking care of the dug ? I've avoided to "jakes on a plane" thread thankfully, she goes to a kennel when we're away, that's why we can only ever do short trips 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 7 hours ago, Christophe said: My flight from Manchester to Munich has just been cancelled, could greet! What's the quickest way to sell my Scotland V Hungary ticket? 2 hours ago, Empty It said: On the plane and its just been stopped for a technical issue, book me into the Heads Gone thread pls. If you both get stuck in Manchester you can watch it together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 8 minutes ago, johnnydun said: If you both get stuck in Manchester you can watch it together. Just landed in Oirland for Rammstein tonight before heading to Manchester for Pearl Jam on Wednesday, I'll miss the football tonight but needs must. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 4 hours ago, Empty It said: I fucking hate Airports, full of c***s not aware of their surroundings just stopping everywhere, get the f**k out the way and don't stop in the middle of a main walkway, come back in half an hour and this could be moved to the heads gone thread. As somebody that worked with tourists in your face for a few seasons, I've got a well-founded theory that even intelligent people leave a part of their brains at home when they go on holiday. Stupid stuff that you just know they wouldn't do at home. A gross generalisation I know, but Brits are by far the worst for this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 3 hours ago, BFTD said: Always followed by a haughty "oh, I'M sorry" when the people behind bang into the back of them, as though there's anything at all they could have done to prevent that happening. @TxRover - you must be allowed to shoot people for this in Texas, right? There’s a solid argument for that being the real reason you can’t have a gun past security. Given the number of shootings at family events where an argument turns to gunfire, they’re probably right. Of course, then there’s justified reasons like shooting a fellow fan when they’re not disappointed enough your team just lost, which could do with spreading to OF fans tout de suite. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sister-deadly-shooting-was-over-alabama-loss-auburn-flna2D11685829 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 On 20/06/2024 at 08:22, scottsdad said: Hayfever got me this morning when I was driving into work. Taken an antihistamine now but I look like I have been pepper sprayed. I left a microscope slide out on my top-of-the-stairs window sill this morning and just had a scan over it. Not had any windows open all day and yet it's got a fair whack of timothy grass (and even some oilseed rape) pollen over it. Upstairs in the house FFS!, which helps explain why I've woken up with a scratchy throat without leaving the bed. It's everywhere. And yes... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Just landed in Oirland for Rammstein tonight before heading to Manchester for Pearl Jam on Wednesday, I'll miss the football tonight but needs must. Every second person in this fucking city is wearing Rammstein merch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Just landed in Oirland for Rammstein tonight before heading to Manchester for Pearl Jam on Wednesday, I'll miss the football tonight but needs must. Hope you manage to get an earlier plane for PJ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 (edited) My laptop : "oh, I can see that you've not only booted me up, you've also dug out your printer from the back of the cupboard and switched it on, so you must be wanting to do something both urgent and important. Therefore I am going to install Windows updates too, right now" Printer: "Hold my beer. I choose today to decide to alter my IP, meaning that Boghead will have to follow a tortuous 58-step process to get me working again." Me : Heading for Heads Gone. Edited June 24 by Boghead ranter 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 24 Share Posted June 24 People who point at their choice on the menu and the waiters who crane their necks to peer at it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 6 hours ago, jimbaxters said: People who point at their choice on the menu and the waiters who crane their necks to peer at it. I think I probably do that all the time albeit whilst reading out my order. I think I'm not alone in that. Not in the Chinese though, as my arms aren't long enough to reach the menu board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 Just bought a new electric shaver. The manufacturing costs must be a small fraction of the sales price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 16 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Just bought a new electric shaver. The manufacturing costs must be a small fraction of the sales price. Some of the prices for they things is unreal. £300+ for a crap shave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 25 Share Posted June 25 25 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Some of the prices for they things is unreal. £300+ for a crap shave My haircut usually costs £17. It will fall pretty soon to about half that as I hit state retirement age. Which is fair enough when you think about it as I will gradually have less hair. Mind you, with the performance of Rangers over recent years, and Scotland making an @rse of it at the Euros, it's surprising that I've got any hair left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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