Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 So let me get this right. A spoon is better than a fork but chopsticks are better than a spoon? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 3 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Tbf, I've seen myself take a knife and fork then ending up managing with just a fork. Normally it's with things such as chicken strips where I end up deciding just eating around the fork I'm all for this, if you can give the kids a logical reason why it should be fork in left hand (Remember we've gone over how any idiot can cut using their weaker hand as knives are actually sharp nowadays and we're not living in Victorian times). You're up! What a picture you paint of modern life. You sitting there in your shorts with a whole turkey twizzler on your fork biting your way around it. Was school good today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 hours ago, coprolite said: I used to be able to roll a cigarette one handed while driving a car. Taught myself, none of this nanny state pish. Could you use cutlery as well though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 42 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So let me get this right. A spoon is better than a fork but chopsticks are better than a spoon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 3 minutes ago, Richey Edwards said: Could you use cutlery as well though? Only as a lighthearted musical instrument 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 hours ago, coprolite said: I used to be able to roll a cigarette one handed while driving a car. Taught myself, none of this nanny state pish. Good afternoon, Mrs. Mullarkey................................. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: So let me get this right. A spoon is better than a fork but chopsticks are better than a spoon? Spoon is better for rice. Chopsticks are better for noodles (and anything else I have from the Chinese tbh). 55 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: What a picture you paint of modern life. You sitting there in your shorts with a whole turkey twizzler on your fork biting your way around it. Was school good today? You've still not answered my question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 21 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Good afternoon, Mrs. Mullarkey................................. She cant drive. Lazy mare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: You've still not answered my question. What was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Just now, jimbaxters said: What was it? Was the African swallow laden or unladen ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Was the African swallow laden or unladen ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 17 hours ago, AnderooMFC said: I'm another one for the fork in the right hand and never swapping it. Also when I'm in my own house I tend to just cut everything up in the kitchen and the knife doesn't need to leave the room (to get lost down the back of couch). For people who hand the knife back "unused"... why take it out the drawer? It's probably gonna get washed for being out anyway. Ex was one for cutting everything with the side of her fork. Unsure if she had the co-ordination to use both hands at the same time. Didn't work too well as everything just kinda slid around the plate whilst she tore things apart. Daughter insists on eating nearly everything with a spoon. Don’t know how to start with everything that is wrong in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 57 minutes ago, HK Hibee said: Don’t know how to start with everything that is wrong in this thread. You're going to have to. We're waiting! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicate Flower Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Young people are utter, utter weirdos. Cannae use cutlery, cry about everything at school, can't listen to whole albums, have no decent socks. f**king awful generation. Awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 4 hours ago, coprolite said: Only as a lighthearted musical instrument Chopsticks surely? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 On 01/09/2024 at 20:22, 'WellDel said: He's from Greenock, I'd imagine he's yet to master the spoon. If he's from Greenock he's probably burnt the erse out of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 12 minutes ago, Peil said: If he's from Greenock he's probably burnt the erse out of it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Just now, Florentine_Pogen said: Melted doon the skelpies already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swordfishtrombone Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 5 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Not if you're capable of doing all that with your weaker hand. What's wrong with using that? You get more rice on a spoon than you do a fork. Far better utensil for the job. I'm utter scum. I use prawn crackers for scooping up the rice. Edible cutlery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 The knife is superfluous in my opinion and any requirement for one is down to poor cooking/incorrect ingredients. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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