McB Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Just do it - what have you got to lose? His confidence, self-respect, standing amongst his peers? Sorry. Coddy's right. Honest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Got jumped on the way home last night, the black eye and sore head isn't really helping my hangover. Jesus Hope you are alright, I bet you can't wait to leave now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 (edited) Sitting in the pub watching the Gretna v Celtic game with my better half and her daughter then 60 minutes gone they decide to tell us that they don't have a licence for children anymore and we would have to leave,No wonder people go abroad on holiday. Edited October 7, 2007 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 i fancy this lass massive but am too cautious to ask her out why do i not remember typing this probably something to do with the bottles of cider and aftershock which is now empty my nag today is having an upset stomach from drinking all my booze last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydeNewcomer Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 i fancy this lass massive but am too cautious to ask her out Tell her your a Clyde fan and she will be suckin yer boaby in no time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Tell her your a Clyde fan and she will be suckin yer boaby in no time She's not you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I sliced my thumb on the food processor blade when I was washing it. I suggest you wash your thumb in the sink next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 His confidence, self-respect, standing amongst his peers? Sorry. Coddy's right. Honest Pah, he probably doesn't have any of that....... Sorry SLJ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Pah, he probably doesn't have any of that.......Sorry SLJ! i lost all that in Guru with Shakey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codfish Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 i lost all that in Guru with Shakey Shakey's good at doing that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Shakey's good at doing that aye another petty nag is finding your new socks shredded. Not sure how i managed it but its been ripped 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 I've been doing football coupons for ages now, and i hardly ever get anything. My fiancee, who's done about 5 coupons, wins £142.53 on an accumulator! Im happy for her, but im muttering under my breath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Not sure if these have been posted yet, but here is my tuppence worth - 1. When you are on a bus that is really busy and some-one who was sitting in a window seat with no-one next to them gets off, some-one dives for that seat as if their life depended on it. 2. People who press the button for an elevator when it's already lit up. Some people repeatedly press it as if it's gonna make the elevator come quicker. 3. Neds who play crappy dance/rave music on the MP3 players on their phones on busses and trains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 Sorry to hear that... anything stolen? No, just a bit of scrapping, gave more or less as good as I got, smacked him in the mouth and ran off, the accuracy of my punch was quite surprising given the nick I was in. Jesus Hope you are alright, I bet you can't wait to leave now! Apart from a bit of a shiner on my left eye, I'm cool. The hangover was worse! It's quite wierd, all these years of going out in Glasgow and I've never been in one bit of trouble, and then the weekend before I leave it happens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 I have a bugger of a week coming up; Newcastle today, Bracknell tomorrow, Uxbridge Wednesday, Lincoln Thursday and Eastleigh Friday. To start it off the 08.30 from Kings Cross to Newcastle this morning was cancelled. Only just left, should have been at Peterborough by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonLichtie Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Some guy I know who seems to have some problem with me has been texting people I know trying to find out my last name and a few other things for some reason. I'm rather interested to know why he's asking people about me, and what the f**k his problem is.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Shakey's good at doing that What do you mean mate? No, just a bit of scrapping, gave more or less as good as I got, smacked him in the mouth and ran off, the accuracy of my punch was quite surprising given the nick I was in.Apart from a bit of a shiner on my left eye, I'm cool. The hangover was worse! It's quite wierd, all these years of going out in Glasgow and I've never been in one bit of trouble, and then the weekend before I leave it happens. Fuxake! Glad you're not injured too much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 I may have been mocked - but the car is now back together and working! No more death rattles, and with new gaskets all round, its running like a dream! The only down side is that when its idling or braking, the engine makes a noise like a small child being run over, a sort of extremely high pitched "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Cant have it all though, at least it runs okay, and also repels cockroaches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 I may have been mocked - but the car is now back together and working! No more death rattles, and with new gaskets all round, its running like a dream! The only down side is that when its idling or braking, the engine makes a noise like a small child being run over, a sort of extremely high pitched "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooowwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Cant have it all though, at least it runs okay, and also repels cockroaches. I am going to steal and compact your car, if only to cut down on P&Bs bandwith usage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Raymond Domenech B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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