Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 In my jacket was a half full bottle of Bud (which was spilled over the inside of my jacket when I lifted it up), a packaged hi-vis vest and a large packet of those little shiny stars that you used in art and craft at primary school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Anyone that knows you wouldn't even need to ask, surely? I think they question why I chose the bear. I could have said a Rhino or a goldfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 In my jacket was a half full bottle of Bud (which was spilled over the inside of my jacket when I lifted it up), a packaged hi-vis vest and a large packet of those little shiny stars that you used in art and craft at primary school. Yes, you were hiding it from the Old Bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 In my jacket was a half full bottle of Bud (which was spilled over the inside of my jacket when I lifted it up), a packaged hi-vis vest and a large packet of those little shiny stars that you used in art and craft at primary school. Last week I fell asleep with a kebab in my pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Oh, the temporary bus stop that was in the cupboard in our bedroom has now vanished. Shakey and Adam managed to sneak it out of the flat last night without me noticing (I'd forbidden anyone from moving it in case the concrete base damaged the carpet or floor), they got it all the way down 3 flights of stairs and left it out in the street. It's now disappeared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Yes, you were hiding it from the Old Bill. That was a pint glass I was hiding earlier on. I went into Firkins and had 2 drinks, none of which were purchased in that pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 That was a pint glass I was hiding earlier on.I went into Firkins and had 2 drinks, none of which were purchased in that pub. Ah, maybe you'd put the Bud in there when you were trying to climb that Christmas tree then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Just back from Zavvi, where I bought a couple of CDs, and they have price tickets on them that don't come off!!! You would think that a shop that specialises in selling CD/DVDs etc would realise that collectors do not want half ripped, stuck, glue starting to go black, dirty, smudged, smeared, looking ratty as f**k jewel boxes that arn't even two fucking hours old!!! b*****dS!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Ah, maybe you'd put the Bud in there when you were trying to climb that Christmas tree then. I didn't do anything to it, Dubs was hurling barriers at it in an attempt to fell it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 If I think I might have sent messages that I shouldn't, I just delete them all without reading. I live in blissful ignorance. I think that's a reasonable idea! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Are you still in the dog house? Not now. I think she genuinely feels sorry for me with the hangover that I'm currently enduring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tatty Boabie Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Just back from Zavvi, where I bought a couple of CDs, and they have price tickets on them that don't come off!!! You would think that a shop that specialises in selling CD/DVDs etc would realise that collectors do not want half ripped, stuck, glue starting to go black, dirty, smudged, smeared, looking ratty as f**k jewel boxes that arn't even two fucking hours old!!! b*****dS!!! Chill out mate. Go and post us some Quality Xmas Porn, and you'll feel better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 My niece has been taken into hospital tonight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 My niece has been taken into hospital tonight Nothing serious I hope? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Nothing serious I hope? Not sure yet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Red Rings of Death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Boarding the wrong train whilst pished, then getting lost somewhere in the vacinity of (I think) Maxwell Park station. The journey home was completed by taxi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Not a happy bunny. Having dragged my wreck of a car home because I was needed for christmas by my family to ferry people about...it would appear that my uncle never lost his license after all. Did they tell me this? No. Did they lull me home under false pretences? Yes. They tricked me into coming home, and now I cant leave. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Red Rings of Death. Too much vindaloo? Not a happy bunny. Having dragged my wreck of a car home because I was needed for christmas by my family to ferry people about...it would appear that my uncle never lost his license after all. Did they tell me this? No. Did they lull me home under false pretences? Yes. They tricked me into coming home, and now I cant leave. Raging. I appreciate you're not happy... but that's a genius plan by your family so that they can spend Christmas with you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 They tricked me into coming home, and now I cant leave. Raging. Yes you can you pussy. Just leave. Just feel the Xmas love and stop moaning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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