Monster Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Either there or somewhere down south. They haven't decided yet, only that they are going in a few months. Bit of a gutter really. You should go with them. Got to be better than stuck in that flat with that witch!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Got told on Thursday that there is a 9 month waiting list to have a vasectomy. I could have another bairn by then! I've been done. Looked a fairly straightforward job to me. I'll do it at the Fives for you - say £30, it's a snip at that price. Anyway if I get it wrong, so long as your willie doesn't work, mission accomplished? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Got told on Thursday that there is a 9 month waiting list to have a vasectomy. I could have another bairn by then! I'm sure your local vet would do it sooner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Viewers pulled out at the last minute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've been done. Looked a fairly straightforward job to me. I'll do it at the Fives for you - say £30, it's a snip at that price. Anyway if I get it wrong, so long as your willie doesn't work, mission accomplished? I'm sure your local vet would do it sooner! That will be my fall back if The Phoenix fails. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagsvayne Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 My work............ its full of c**ts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 (edited) Got told on Thursday that there is a 9 month waiting list to have a vasectomy. I could have another bairn by then! Just use the catholic church method and withdraw at the point of ejaculation Mind you as Billy Connolly said a herd of wild horses couldn't make him withdraw at that point Edited March 29, 2008 by keithgy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 PTTGOYN? Absolutely nothing at the moment. Not a thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Just use the catholic church method and withdraw at the point of shooting. Stirling Albion's strike "force" have been using that method with an amazing amount of success for most of this season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 PTTGOYN?Absolutely nothing at the moment. Not a thing. I just heard your in-laws are about to pay you a surprise visit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I just heard your in-laws are about to pay you a surprise visit. Good! I love my gorgeous neices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Good!I love my gorgeous neices. f**k me - you are in a good mood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 f**k me - you are in a good mood. I hope he's not in that good a mood! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 That female commentator on MOTD. She is actually horrendous. How many times did she say 'St Andrews' in the commentary? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 That female commentator on MOTD. She is actually horrendous.How many times did she say 'St Andrews' in the commentary? You are 100% correct she is terrible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 I was at hospitality yesterday with my Dad and a few of his mates. Had a considerable amount to drink, lager and whisky, but stopped drinking at 6. Went up to my mate's house last night, had a pizza and some chicken, felt absolutely fucked by 10 o'clock, came home, was sleeping by 11, and I'm as rough as a badger's arse today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Virgin Media - no internet, TV or phone for around 48 hours. Cheers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 My job. Paid buttons to do far too much. Now no chance of a promotion because a position in between my boss and my current level that I would have applied for has been scrapped due to the agencies current recruitment freeze. I will be now leaving as soon as I can get a better paid job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 People who post half a story on RTBC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Moronic computers that can't install a program successfully, then can't uninstall it because it wasn't installed successfully. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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