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The students who wear tyrpical studenty attire tends to be mainly the 'indie boy look' at the moment, actually turn out to be complete wankers in person. They are boring people, who think they are a little wacky and zaney and probably like to play drinking games and come into 9am lectures only too eager to tell you about their exploits the night prior (interestingly enough, they never mention female conquests, only how many shots of sambuca they managed to down).

Anybody who thinks/describes themselves as either of the above, are (usually) boring cocks.

EDIT: International football odds get on my nerves :angry:

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:lol:

It took me a minute before I got what you were meaning. I initially thought you had some scary insight into my life and knew about my wide brimmed safari hat. :ph34r:

But seriously, who cares what we wear? If I want to wander about in flip flops, a Hawaiian shirt, jeans and a safari hat, why does it bother people so?

Well, if your gonna try that in arbroath I would imagine some people would raise eyebrows. Not the safari hat though, going by the amount of mounted heads in that pub last weekend, I'm sure you'd feel right at home with asafari hat and a blunderbuss.

the arch: Just saw your post, yes, these people are invariable the single most boring idiots you find, who compensate by being very annoying and calling it zany, or 'random'. I would dearly love to kill the whole fucking lot of them.

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the arch: Just saw your post, yes, these people are invariable the single most boring idiots you find, who compensate by being very annoying and calling it zany, or 'random'. I would dearly love to kill the whole fucking lot of them.

The sort of people that think David Hasslehof is hilarious, and pretend they like Bargain Hunt because they're a student, and that's what students do.

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Anyone who describes themselves as wacky is usually the sort of person who says or types "OMG" a lot.

XBL, you're fine. You have cool hair, like me B)

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The students who wear tyrpical studenty attire tends to be mainly the 'indie boy look' at the moment, actually turn out to be complete wankers in person. They are boring people, who think they are a little wacky and zaney and probably like to play drinking games and come into 9am lectures only too eager to tell you about their exploits the night prior (interestingly enough, they never mention female conquests, only how many shots of sambuca they managed to down).
I would dearly love to kill the whole fucking lot of them.
The sort of people that think David Hasslehof is hilarious

I may not describe myself as wacky or zany, but everything else applies. You have successfully convinced me that I am a complete studenty w****r. :(

XBL, you're fine. You have cool hair, like me B)

High fives for the gorgeous and funky hair clique! :D

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Really really girly girls and stupid teachers...

Was in a school doing an environment show with some animals today. 3 out of the 4 classes I had were great but the last one was feckin terrible. Didn't help that the school had put me in a room that was completely unsuitable for my purpose (despite being told the requirements when they booked).

Anyway there was a group of 5-6 young girls (down Kilt down :P ) that sat and whispered all the way through until we got to the last half hour which is entierly animal handling. I was bringing the giant cockroach round and the other kids were fine but these girls were being really stupid and acting scared of it. Eventually one put her hands out so I let the roach wander off into her hand, she screamed and dropped the thing and all 6 of them ran to the back of the room and stood there like a herd of frightened gazel. Cockroach was nowhere to be seen and I was getting a bit worried as I knew damn fine it had to be stuck to one of them.

Next thing I know their teacher spots this big monster cockroach and instead of calmy tapping my shoulder he jumps up and screams (and I really mean screams, he screamed like a big fucking wean)...

OH MY GOD IT'S ON HER SKIRT

...while pointing to one of the girls.

Well you can imagine the result of that. I had to damn near rugby tackle this girl to get the blasted cockroach back. <_<

I probably shouldn't be allowed to work with kids! :lol::D

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Really really girly girls and stupid teachers...

Was in a school doing an environment show with some animals today. 3 out of the 4 classes I had were great but the last one was feckin terrible. Didn't help that the school had put me in a room that was completely unsuitable for my purpose (despite being told the requirements when they booked).

Anyway there was a group of 5-6 young girls (down Kilt down :P ) that sat and whispered all the way through until we got to the last half hour which is entierly animal handling. I was bringing the giant cockroach round and the other kids were fine but these girls were being really stupid and acting scared of it. Eventually one put her hands out so I let the roach wander off into her hand, she screamed and dropped the thing and all 6 of them ran to the back of the room and stood there like a herd of frightened gazel. Cockroach was nowhere to be seen and I was getting a bit worried as I knew damn fine it had to be stuck to one of them.

Next thing I know their teacher spots this big monster cockroach and instead of calmy tapping my shoulder he jumps up and screams (and I really mean screams, he screamed like a big fucking wean)...

OH MY GOD IT'S ON HER SKIRT

...while pointing to one of the girls.

Well you can imagine the result of that. I had to damn near rugby tackle this girl to get the blasted cockroach back. <_<

I probably shouldn't be allowed to work with kids! :lol::D

Your job sounds fucking immense. I salute you.

Ever handled a camel spider?

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Your job sounds fucking immense. I salute you.

Ever handled a camel spider?

I haven't no, I've read they are very hard to keep in captivity and have powerful jaws too. I have been chewed on by an asian preying mantis though if that counts?

Just as well we don't use them in the shows, the scariest thing we get to use is the goliath tarantulas!

But good God I reckon a few of the kids shat themselves when their teacher screamed today, what a ponce! <_<

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And a Camel Spider's revenge. :o

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If I can be very geeky camel spiders aren't really spiders and they aren't venemous so whatever did that it wasn't a camel spider. ;) If I can get even geekier that actually looks more like a bite from a brown recluse spider.

EDIT: I worry about myself sometimes...

http://household-tips.thefuntimesguide.com...rownrecluse.php

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If I can be very geeky camel spiders aren't really spiders and they aren't venemous so whatever did that it wasn't a camel spider. ;) If I can get even geekier that actually looks more like a bite from a brown recluse spider.

EDIT: I worry about myself sometimes...

http://household-tips.thefuntimesguide.com...rownrecluse.php

I bow to your superior knowledge.

I sure don't want a brown recluse spider as a pet. :blink:

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If I can be very geeky camel spiders aren't really spiders and they aren't venemous so whatever did that it wasn't a camel spider. ;) If I can get even geekier that actually looks more like a bite from a brown recluse spider.

I knew this. I believe that they are actually in the scorpion family :)

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