Hedgecutter Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Caravan / campervan drivers who won't let you overtake on single track roads for miles despite passing places being present up to every 200m ... and tourists that park on the blind corners to get out and take some photos of sheep on the roadside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MP_MFC Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Boaby and Christian Slater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Watching the splendid QI just now, and that fat, unfunny show-off cnut Phil Jupitus is actually spoiling it for me. Why does he feel the need to shout every unfunny shite comment that comes into his head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Due to the snow im not going to bother heading up to Dingwall from Glasgow tomorrow for the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Given that our game is off tomorrow, I fancied going to another game, but there aren't many within a short distance, and the ones that are are SPL ones and will be highly priced. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Bored bored bored 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollymac Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Fife council. Me and me fiancee have been commuting between kirkcaldy and musselburgh for the last 2 years, and just under a year ago we put our name on the housing list for kirkcaldy, and today i read an article in the local press claiming that over 100 council properties in kirkcaldy are lying empty as no-one wants them because they "dont like the area" surely folk like myself who just want a place of their own regardless of the area should be bumped a bit higher up the list now? If that's correct then those houses should be on a 'special' list (can't remember what it's called) where basically you should be able to go in to the council housing dept, providing you've met the basic criteria to be on the housing list, and say you're willing to take one and they generally say: ok, here's the contract and keys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollymac Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I really really hope to God I'm wrong but I think there's two crickets under the floor boards now. I never knew they could reproduce by some weird form of mitosis. What's worse is the newcomer is a male too therefore the little f'kers are having chirping competitions. Dunno who's winning, the new cricket or the original one. Hopefully before long one will eat the other as I'm starting to consider sending one of the rats under the floor boards for a few days to try and destroy the noisy little bugger. For some strange reason the Cane Toad introduction to Australia somehow contrived to spring into my mind when I read that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollymac Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 (edited) Flood Control when you're not platinum anymore edit: Ha! Fook you flood control - meesa platinum peeps one more time Edited February 6, 2009 by pollymac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollymac Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 lol@XBLs predicament. Mussels crisps I'm tucking in to some of Walkers excellent new Onion Bhaji crisps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 I really really hope to God I'm wrong but I think there's two crickets under the floor boards now. I never knew they could reproduce by some weird form of mitosis. What's worse is the newcomer is a male too therefore the little f'kers are having chirping competitions. Dunno who's winning, the new cricket or the original one. Hopefully before long one will eat the other as I'm starting to consider sending one of the rats under the floor boards for a few days to try and destroy the noisy little bugger. can't possibly at this time of night dredge up an example of any significance but, i'm sure crickets would be capable of parthanogenesis, not mitosis as you suggested -which is related to cell division- though since you probably meant meiosis (e.g. sex cell division) it was a fair stab. though if it is partho then its probably not just 2....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollymac Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 can't possibly at this time of night dredge up an example of any significance but, i'm sure crickets would be capable of parthanogenesis, not mitosis as you suggested -which is related to cell division- though since you probably meant meiosis (e.g. sex cell division) it was a fair stab.though if it is partho then its probably not just 2....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Maybe he's just lonely and is talking to itself. I hereby name the cricket "Jim". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Tom Jones on Jonathan Ross tonight. You know when you've been tangoed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 For some strange reason the Cane Toad introduction to Australia somehow contrived to spring into my mind when I read that. what a fantastic reference. where was it they introduced cats though and caused extinction events nearly. Biological control is one of those things that you shouldnt meddle with what you can't model. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 lol (7 years uni since and it still sticks..... ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 No football tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 No football tomorrow. Gives you a bit more time to work on your boxing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mak QOSFC Posted February 6, 2009 Share Posted February 6, 2009 Gives you a bit more time to work on your boxing! Well done you got there first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 lol@XBLs predicament.Mussels crisps I'm tucking in to some of Walkers excellent new Onion Bhaji crisps. Are they any good? I might try them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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