GingerSaint Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I was at training the other day and thought I'd half the new boy, but now, we collided and now I have the biggest bruise imaginable on my shin, also I keep banging my sore knee on stuff, and my legs are stiff as f**k, and I have training again tomorrow Clashing shins is fucking sore! I have about 5 bruises on my shins because of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 , stick in I was at training the other day and thought I'd half the new boy, but now, we collided and now I have the biggest bruise imaginable on my shin, also I keep banging my sore knee on stuff, and my legs are stiff as f**k, and I have training again tomorrow I'm in the worst mood ever. Clashing shins is fucking sore! I have about 5 bruises on my shins because of this. Your legs are like stick though, G. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Thank f**k. Mornings won't be the same without your moaning. Anything that delays this is good.Marx said "grumpy buggers of the world unite - you have nothing to loose but your will to live" (or something like that). it's a bit sad that your dependant on someone's grief for amusement in the mornings i wish nothing but good things for you capy...that said your lamenting of your misfortune is pretty amusing at times!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I echo your sentiments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Bloody postman. Argh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 (edited) The wee one was screaming over night, drooling and chewing his hands, this has been happening on and off since christmas and he still has no teeth! Oh and the current trend of spelling names incorrectly. The latest one I have heard is Rhauri, seemingly that is Rory?? Edited August 5, 2009 by C.J 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Oh and the current trend of spelling names incorrectly. I blame the parents for not sticking to Tom, Dick or Harry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Oh and the current trend of spelling names incorrectly. The latest one I have heard is Rhauri, seemingly that is Rory?? Anyway, I have a crushingly huge hangover, by Vectron. I also today learned what its like to have to throw up out of a car window at 70mph. Not good. Not good at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Anyway, I have a crushingly huge hangover, by Vectron. I also today learned what its like to have to throw up out of a car window at 70mph. Not good. Not good at all. That sounds fantastic. Please tell me you were the driver, because when I'm running through the image in my head it just oozes casual sophistication. "Yes, I'm driving at 70mph on the motorway and I'm vomiting at the same time, and what of it?" I can just see it.. One hand on the wheel, the other hanging out the window gently tapping to the tunes in the car, while one eye is fixed on the road ahead while you whitey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That sounds fantastic. Please tell me you were the driver, because when I'm running through the image in my head it just oozes casual sophistication. "Yes, I'm driving at 70mph on the motorway and I'm vomiting at the same time, and what of it?" Oh, if only it was so! As it was, I was in the back seat, being whatever the very opposite of casual sophistication is. Its not a nice experience, although at least he had the good grace to pull out onto the outside lane so that I could aim for the central reservation, rather than risk throwing up on another car. As it was, at 70mph, despite my efforts to aim, I hit my own face and the outside of the car. There was no casual sophistication involved. By Vectron, I think I left that in Stirling before we went through to Edinburgh last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dunc? Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 That sounds fantastic. Please tell me you were the driver, because when I'm running through the image in my head it just oozes casual sophistication. "Yes, I'm driving at 70mph on the motorway and I'm vomiting at the same time, and what of it?" I can just see it.. One hand on the wheel, the other hanging out the window gently tapping to the tunes in the car, while one eye is fixed on the road ahead while you whitey. I find the image is better if you imagine it's a wee vintage convertible, an MG Midget or somesuch, and "Vectron" is overtaking a Police car as he winds down his window to hurl onto the M9, before wiping away the remains of last night's Jaegerbombs from his chin with a leather driving glove. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Oh, if only it was so! As it was, I was in the back seat, being whatever the very opposite of casual sophistication is. Its not a nice experience, although at least he had the good grace to pull out onto the outside lane so that I could aim for the central reservation, rather than risk throwing up on another car. As it was, at 70mph, despite my efforts to aim, I hit my own face and the outside of the car. There was no casual sophistication involved. By Vectron, I think I left that in Stirling before we went through to Edinburgh last night. You were in Edinburgh last night and didn't even go to Whistle Binkies to see a band that you obviously think about all the time? Poor show! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 You were in Edinburgh last night and didn't even go to Whistle Binkies to see a band that you obviously think about all the time? Poor show! We were far too busy getting drunk to listen to music. I don't know where we were exactly, but it was some magical fairground outdoor park in the middle of Edinburgh. The walls were all wooden and brightly coloured with carnival scenes, there were umbrellas, people of all races and cultures mingling together, lovely paper lanterns of pretty colours lighting up the night sky, and it was awesome. Does anybody know where this place is and what its called, because I loved it! Ps, this was real, in the name of Vectron, I wasn't on drugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 We were far too busy getting drunk to listen to music. I don't know where we were exactly, but it was some magical fairground outdoor park in the middle of Edinburgh. The walls were all wooden and brightly coloured with carnival scenes, there were umbrellas, people of all races and cultures mingling together, lovely paper lanterns of pretty colours lighting up the night sky, and it was awesome. Does anybody know where this place is and what its called, because I loved it! Ps, this was real, in the name of Vectron, I wasn't on drugs. It's called ASDA at the Jewel. You should know, you work there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 We were far too busy getting drunk to listen to music. I don't know where we were exactly, but it was some magical fairground outdoor park in the middle of Edinburgh. The walls were all wooden and brightly coloured with carnival scenes, there were umbrellas, people of all races and cultures mingling together, lovely paper lanterns of pretty colours lighting up the night sky, and it was awesome. Does anybody know where this place is and what its called, because I loved it! Ps, this was real, in the name of Vectron, I wasn't on drugs. As soon as we got to Edinburgh it was like a game of spot the weegie. People were looking at us as if we were rapists or something. I was also nearly flattened within 5 minutes of stepping foot outside the car as well...Bloody cars and their wanting to drive on main roads as I'm running across! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 As soon as we got to Edinburgh it was like a game of spot the weegie. People were looking at us as if we were rapists or something. I was also nearly flattened within 5 minutes of stepping foot outside the car as well...Bloody cars and their wanting to drive on main roads as I'm running across! We were so obviously in different Edinburghs, by Vectron! I was in magical fairytale Edinburgh, whereas you clearly fell between the cracks and into "Edinburgh below". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Livi got relegated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearealldoomed Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Livi got relegated Looking on the bright side, they'll soon be no more. On a less welcome note, you'd be as well entering us in the fucking Champions League as the 1st division, for all the points we're likely to pick up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'm so tired. In a shite mood. And have a game tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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