Guest The Phoenix Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 An update on the moth experiment.I think it's tired. It's just clinging to the wall, not particularly bothered about moving towards anything, least of all the cooker. Disappointed. At this juncture, I usually take the opportunity to knock their brains through their arse with a rolled up newspaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 At this juncture, I usually take the opportunity to knock their brains through their arse with a rolled up newspaper. That's just cruel. You're not even learning anything by killing them there. I just wanted to find out if moths can feel heat. I still don't know, and it'll keep puzzling me until this moth starts flying again and I fry him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 One of my drinking buddies has started his own Youtube sketch show thing, and I watched his first "episode" and was thinking, "I could do that! f**k it, I'll write a sketch and he can do all the work with the filming and the acting and whatnot. I'm a funny fucker, it can't be difficult."Apparently, it is difficult. I actually looked back through my P&B posts to see if I could find some sort of inspiration, but it turns out I'm actually not anywhere near as funny as I think I am, and the majority of my posts that get laughs consist of "Yes, I can also think of something jocular related to the penis!". The only idea I really managed to conjure up centred around the home life of the bloke who reads the classified football results. I often think of sketch show clips when I'm bored at work. The best one I've came up with so far is about a couple of guys who look after a lighthouse. One of them is rather mischievous and continually makes the other guy think that he's dying. When the other guy realises that he is being pranked he says, "Please refrain from doing that". I'm on to a winner I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 (edited) Actually, better lay off this talk of setting fire to moths, before I get sent down on anti-terrorism charges by a judge with a hearing problem. Edited August 7, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 That's just cruel. You're not even learning anything by killing them there. I just wanted to find out if moths can feel heat. I still don't know, and it'll keep puzzling me until this moth starts flying again and I fry him. Just take a lighter to it then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Yup had to kill 2 moths today You didn't HAVE to kill them. You murdering b*****d. Who do you think you are!? Xbl?! Disgusting.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 That's just cruel. You're not even learning anything by killing them there. Fair point but the moth certainly learns a lesson he'll never forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 You didn't HAVE to kill them. You murdering b*****d. Who do you think you are!? Xbl?! Disgusting.. Think of the orphaned offspring 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 You didn't HAVE to kill them. You murdering b*****d. Who do you think you are!? Xbl?! Disgusting.. It wasn't his fault, the moths were cockteasing bitches, with the result that Vectron's Hairy Half-Incher did swell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Murdering small animals is fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Think of the orphaned offspring Please do not make Orphan jokes. Thanx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Murdering small animals is fun. Hiya Luke Mitchell! *Waves to Simon Luke* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 It wasn't his fault, the moths were cockteasing bitches, with the result that Vectron's Hairy Half-Incher did swell. Genius 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 With all this mention earlier of crap comedy I remembered about watching an episode of 'We are Klang' the other night. I can't in all honesty describe the depths to which this half hour comedy abortion did plumb. I urge you all to watch one episode and realise just what your licence fee gets spent on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 I can't understand why he got such a hard time about that cockteasing bitch post. I'm pretty sure every guy has felt like that at some stage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 With all this mention earlier of crap comedy I remembered about watching an episode of 'We are Klang' the other night.I can't in all honesty describe the depths to which this half hour comedy abortion did plumb. I urge you all to watch one episode and realise just what your licence fee gets spent on. The first time I saw them was on that god awful bloody BBC (3?) show The Wall, or something like that. Anyway, the program was shit and unfunny, the comedians were shit and unfunny, but the woman presenting it was stuffed to the tits with good. My petty inconvenience... It turns out we have some pear cider downstairs, and while it's not my thing, I just fancied something alcoholic tonight. So I'm sitting sooking this and I'm looking lustfully at the fag packet containing a single fag, knowing full well that this whole "I'll only smoke when I'm drinking, and even then, it will be minimal" charade is going to come back and bite me in the wrinklies one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 I can't understand why he got such a hard time about that cockteasing bitch post.I'm pretty sure every guy has felt like that at some stage. I was probably the forum enemy at that point or something, I can hardly remember it to be honest. Anyway, I'll be at the game tomorrow, gie's a shout if you see me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Who? Vectron! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 I really need to remember to charge my camera batteries before I leave the house. They died within about 20 minutes tonight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Who? Vectron! You know.. Vectron! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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