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Guest The Phoenix
An update on the moth experiment.

I think it's tired. It's just clinging to the wall, not particularly bothered about moving towards anything, least of all the cooker.

Disappointed.

At this juncture, I usually take the opportunity to knock their brains through their arse with a rolled up newspaper.

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At this juncture, I usually take the opportunity to knock their brains through their arse with a rolled up newspaper.

That's just cruel. You're not even learning anything by killing them there. I just wanted to find out if moths can feel heat. I still don't know, and it'll keep puzzling me until this moth starts flying again and I fry him.

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One of my drinking buddies has started his own Youtube sketch show thing, and I watched his first "episode" and was thinking, "I could do that! f**k it, I'll write a sketch and he can do all the work with the filming and the acting and whatnot. I'm a funny fucker, it can't be difficult."

Apparently, it is difficult. I actually looked back through my P&B posts to see if I could find some sort of inspiration, but it turns out I'm actually not anywhere near as funny as I think I am, and the majority of my posts that get laughs consist of "Yes, I can also think of something jocular related to the penis!".

The only idea I really managed to conjure up centred around the home life of the bloke who reads the classified football results.

I often think of sketch show clips when I'm bored at work.

The best one I've came up with so far is about a couple of guys who look after a lighthouse. One of them is rather mischievous and continually makes the other guy think that he's dying.

When the other guy realises that he is being pranked he says, "Please refrain from doing that".

I'm on to a winner I reckon.

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That's just cruel. You're not even learning anything by killing them there. I just wanted to find out if moths can feel heat. I still don't know, and it'll keep puzzling me until this moth starts flying again and I fry him.

Just take a lighter to it then ;)

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That's just cruel. You're not even learning anything by killing them there.

Fair point but the moth certainly learns a lesson he'll never forget.

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You didn't HAVE to kill them. You murdering b*****d. Who do you think you are!? Xbl?! Disgusting..

It wasn't his fault, the moths were cockteasing bitches, with the result that Vectron's Hairy Half-Incher did swell.

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With all this mention earlier of crap comedy I remembered about watching an episode of 'We are Klang' the other night.

I can't in all honesty describe the depths to which this half hour comedy abortion did plumb.

I urge you all to watch one episode and realise just what your licence fee gets spent on.

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With all this mention earlier of crap comedy I remembered about watching an episode of 'We are Klang' the other night.

I can't in all honesty describe the depths to which this half hour comedy abortion did plumb.

I urge you all to watch one episode and realise just what your licence fee gets spent on.

The first time I saw them was on that god awful bloody BBC (3?) show The Wall, or something like that.

Anyway, the program was shit and unfunny, the comedians were shit and unfunny, but the woman presenting it was stuffed to the tits with good.

My petty inconvenience... It turns out we have some pear cider downstairs, and while it's not my thing, I just fancied something alcoholic tonight. So I'm sitting sooking this and I'm looking lustfully at the fag packet containing a single fag, knowing full well that this whole "I'll only smoke when I'm drinking, and even then, it will be minimal" charade is going to come back and bite me in the wrinklies one day.

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I can't understand why he got such a hard time about that cockteasing bitch post.

I'm pretty sure every guy has felt like that at some stage.

I was probably the forum enemy at that point or something, I can hardly remember it to be honest. Anyway, I'll be at the game tomorrow, gie's a shout if you see me! :D

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