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MMSM is being an erse! I'm offering to buy him his drink on Saturday night if he has nae money, and he's saying no! Just take it!

Nah, he's quite right. I've got a pal like that. He knows I'm skint, so he'll ask me to come to the pub, and he'll buy my drinks.

There's no way in hell I could sit there all night and let him buy me drink. I also drink quicker than he does, so it's not like I can finish a pint while he's half way down his and be like "Eh, gonnae go to the bar and get me another one."

He's also more or less as skint as I am, most of the time! He's one of these guys who works, and gets paid monthly, but he'll blow his entire pay on the first weekend after payday.

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Nah, he's quite right. I've got a pal like that. He knows I'm skint, so he'll ask me to come to the pub, and he'll buy my drinks.

There's no way in hell I could sit there all night and let him buy me drink. I also drink quicker than he does, so it's not like I can finish a pint while he's half way down his and be like "Eh, gonnae go to the bar and get me another one."

He's also more or less as skint as I am, most of the time! He's one of these guys who works, and gets paid monthly, but he'll blow his entire pay on the first weekend after payday.

It's only a 2 litre of White Star though! £2.

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It's only a 2 litre of White Star though! £2.

See if someone had 4 pints of cider, they'd be absolutely fine, perhaps a bit tipsy, but when someone drinks 2 litres of cider form a bottle they always claim they're drunk. Why is this?

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See if someone had 4 pints of cider, they'd be absolutely fine, perhaps a bit tipsy, but when someone drinks 2 litres of cider form a bottle they always claim they're drunk. Why is this?

I'm only 5"9, though!

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I'm only 5"9, though!

I don't mean you specifically, I just mean in general. 4 pints is more than 2 litres, yet people seem to get more drunk on a 2 litre bottle than they do on 4 pints.

I had 8 cans of K cider (7.5%) then climbed the CMD route up Ben Nevis 8 hours later. Man up!

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See if someone had 4 pints of cider, they'd be absolutely fine, perhaps a bit tipsy, but when someone drinks 2 litres of cider form a bottle they always claim they're drunk. Why is this?

Because White Star, and my personal favourite, Frosty Jacks, weigh in at 7.5%, whereas poofy pints of cider like Strongbow are only a measly 4.5%.

Also, because they're 13.

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Maybe its because people tend to sit down and enjoy a nice glass of cider at a leisurely pace, to aid contemplation of Vectron, whereas a 2 litre bottle is chugged down in the time it normally takes for a pint. Or by Vectron's pet bee, is that just me?

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Maybe its because people tend to sit down and enjoy a nice glass of cider at a leisurely pace, to aid contemplation of Vectron, whereas a 2 litre bottle is chugged down in the time it normally takes for a pint. Or by Vectron's pet bee, is that just me?

the vectron I could tolerate. the eye watering colours I bit my tongue about. but rhyming now?....really? :o<_<:rolleyes:

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