Ad Lib Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "Dear Bank of Mum and Dad, I would like to have more money please as I have a huge electricity bill and internet connection charges to pay. I promise to leave home before I'm 30 if you pay me this. Love, Your little cherub" "Dear Bank of Mum and Dad, In light of your occupancy of a manse, I would like to extend my gratitude for having the foresight to maintain an interest in the property market before, during and after my time at University. Your prudence means that you will, no doubt, have a home to which you can retire and in the interim, it reduces overheads by negating otherwise necessary rent during my education. I will, naturally, return the favour by taking it upon myself to ensure a healthy return by means of finding a lodger, so as to render myself as closely to financial self-sufficiency as possible, placing no further burden on yourselves than if I were to have remained in Aberdeen for my tertiary education. Praise our hypothetical Abrahamic God for bestowing such intelligent financial consciousness upon our wonderful family. Yours, He with the Pewter Spoon in his mouth" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 (edited) Workmates. They're all really nice and that but I just wonder what some of them do when they're in. I work part time and worked 9-5 yesterday. Got a load of new stock in which I finished processing at 4.50pm, I took it downstairs for the folk working the 5-8 shift to put away. Nights are normally very quiet and I'd done all the stuff that there was to do upstairs. Came in at 1pm today and the bloody things were still lying there waiting to be put by so that would be 6.5 hours they'd been lying for. I always make an effort to put all the stuff away that has came in in for the next person going on the desk but don't think I'll bother any more. Edited June 29, 2010 by Ceratogyrus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 My mother in law is so fucking evil. Sooner we move the better. Just kill her. You know it makes sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 My mother in law is so fucking evil. Sooner we move the better. You don't really have a mother-in-law, do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Its hard going we her, hurts her daughter "my wife" so badly yet we have to keep the peace for the kids sake, looks very so likely they will all get put into care however. Find out in August. Your kids are going to get put into care before of your mother-in-law? I must have missed a thread about this............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajpelt Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Nah my mother in laws kids are away to get put into care possibly. Have a meeting in August. But not your wife? unless your Kleberson........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Nah my mother in laws kids are away to get put into care possibly. Have a meeting in August. Will you still be able to visit your wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 No. She is finding it tough that her brothers and sisters maye get put into care. Go and play we your brother My brother was killed by a kiwi fruit on his second birthday.* *This isn't true because I'm not so insecure that I feel the need to share every intimate detail of my private life on the internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Play on the road then If I do you'll be the first to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 FFS, given that you've got the same surname, you're probably related. Kiss and make up the pair of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Just back from a week away and boy am i glad to be home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Just back from a week away and boy am i glad to be home. OK, I'll bite... pray tell us more! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 My girlfriend's been at a party and she's home drunk, and on MSN. She's daen my tits in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 OK, I'll bite... pray tell us more! The apartments should be on TV,Holidays from hell Marketed in Thomas Cook Familes brochure but it was far from that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 She's daen my tits in. Repay the compliment while the going is good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The apartments should be on TV,Holidays from hell Marketed in Thomas Cook Familes brochure but it was far from that. Compensation claim on the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Compensation claim on the way. Indeed it is,The apartments themselves were also very poor with rust in the fridge and microwave and just basicly very very por,We were offered a move to another hotel on our 2nd last night but they wanted me to pay £120 Thank heaven for digital cameras as i took upwards of 40 pictures to take up with Thomas Cook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The apartments should be on TV,Holidays from hell Marketed in Thomas Cook Familes brochure but it was far from that. Shite when your holiday is ruined like that. We've booked up for Tenerife in September. We read the reviews of the hotel after we booked, and it doesn't sound that great. Still better than the Strathclyde IKEA, I suppose. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Nae World Cup today! Suppose il just hav to watch Andy Murray 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Shite when your holiday is ruined like that. We've booked up for Tenerife in September. We read the reviews of the hotel after we booked, and it doesn't sound that great. Still better than the Strathclyde IKEA, I suppose. If youre away on a lads holiday it doesnt really matter what nick the hotel is in as long as your bags will be safe there. My hotel in Ibiza last year was a total flea pit with no air con but I only stayed there 2 nights out of the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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