Andy Dufresne Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 It is 20 years ago today that my mum died Where the f**k do the years go? I still miss her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 (edited) Chasing birds out of the warehouse before i set the alarm. Shame. Edited June 5, 2012 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Lurpak Lighter that does not adhere to a cold knife. As I once learned from Viz Top Tips: Fool your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by simply using cheap margerine and ripping holes in the bread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 My wife is on holiday this week so I'm at home with both kids. The eldest seems to have got it into his head that constantly bouncing on the bed is fun, although when he fell off the noise woke his little brother up, who had just went to sleep. I'm fucking exhausted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Just had my head glued at the A&E after bashing it on the bathroom cabinet when I got home from work. I'm a clumsy oaf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Just had my head glued at the A&E after bashing it on the bathroom cabinet when I got home from work. I'm a clumsy oaf. That wasn't very sensible, was it Pete? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I fell off ladders in the bathroom earlier and broke the toilet. I almost broke my mum as well. Was amusing, but painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I fell off ladders in the bathroom earlier and broke the toilet. I almost broke my mum as well. Was amusing, but painful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 That wasn't very sensible, was it Pete? No, Tom. No it wasn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I fell off ladders in the bathroom earlier and broke the toilet. I almost broke my mum as well. Was amusing, but painful. Why were you in the toilet while your mum was dropping a deuce? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Why were you in the toilet while your mum was dropping a deuce? I think that was the joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Why were you in the toilet while your mum was dropping a deuce? Bonding with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Bonding with her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Bonding with her. Pmsl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 Lost a hub cap off my mums car today, no idea where, no idea when, I didn't hit anything and tbh I had to keep kicking it back on. Did she believe I hadn't curbed her car, did she hell, on the plus side they needed replacing anyway, so it might give her the incentive to get them done. I will happily give her the 20 quid it will cost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelurker Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Lost a hub cap off my mums car today, no idea where, no idea when, I didn't hit anything and tbh I had to keep kicking it back on. Did she believe I hadn't curbed her car, did she hell, on the plus side they needed replacing anyway, so it might give her the incentive to get them done. I will happily give her the 20 quid it will cost. Next time, get yourself some clear cable ties, put them round the metal wheel and then round the hubcap. Keep a pair of scissors in the boot with the jack. No one will notice, takes slightly longer to change a tyre, but you will never lose/ have stolen a hubcap again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Boiler is 27 years old, i believe it may be time for a new one as i need to get a new part for it. Just cant afford to pay for one I've been with the Mrs longer than this, but thankfully no need for major component replacement .......Yet....! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Boiler is 27 years old, i believe it may be time for a new one as i need to get a new part for it. Just cant afford to pay for one Brittish gas are advertising that you can get a new boiler installed and take the option to pay for it up to ten years,and get £400 for your old boiler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Brittish gas are advertising that you can get a new boiler installed and take the option to pay for it up to ten years,and get £400 for your old boiler. You'd be fucking bonkers to get British gas to replace your boiler. They'll replace the boiler and tell you that you need the gas intake pipes replaced and try to sell you a yearly service that's far beyond what you need. It will total out at four grand and they'll get you to apply for a secured loan with Black Horse that's tied in for about seven years. Ask around, find a qualified Gas Safe registered heating engineer and tell him you'll supply a Baxi or Vokera (approx 27cdi roughly 500 quid) and you'll give him 300 or 400 cash to fit it and sign it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 The Saturdays are on Alan carrs show wearing skimpy outfits. This isnt my nag. Justin bieber is on it as well. Grrrrr 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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