welshbairn Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 This isn't exclusive to Fiat drivers. The number of people I see taking a swing at a corner in a small car is unbelievable. The standard of driving in general these days is appalling. No lights when its dark and failure to indicate ever is the most common flaw. I'm sure people indicate less than they used to. The worst is on roundabouts when they ignore the lanes as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Noisy eaters, got one in my office Despite being about 2 tables away from me I can still hear the fucker Noisy as in eating an apple / crisps or just one of those open-mouth eaters? The latter of the two should be shot imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I was out in the car for about half an hour and am now in a foul mood, yes busy christmas period + bad drivers = angry widge. Especially the fucker who blocked a whole roundabout because he just plowed straight on didn't realise there was traffic. He got some amount of abuse from me that's for sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I'm sure people indicate less than they used to. The worst is on roundabouts when they ignore the lanes as well. I hate inconsiderate fuckers that don't indicate, with a passion. I drive artics for a living so if I'm at a roundabout and a driver is coming round without indicating I pull out in front of them (if there's enough room to do it safely of course) whilst doing my best "I'm not a fucking mind reader" sign language and slowly drive away so they have to stop til I'm clear. It gives me an enormous sense of well being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I'm wi Widge here. The traffic in and out of Falkirk is busy and I live too close to the town centre to avoid it. I just hate the general public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I hate inconsiderate fuckers that don't indicate, with a passion. I drive artics for a living so if I'm at a roundabout and a driver is coming round without indicating I pull out in front of them (if there's enough room to do it safely of course) whilst doing my best "I'm not a fucking mind reader" sign language and slowly drive away so they have to stop til I'm clear. It gives me an enormous sense of well being. Pisses me off when you start crossing the road and some driver comes around and gives you 'the look' all because they couldn't be arsed indicating when there weren't any cars ahead of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) And what the **** is up with computers these days constantly flashing up messages about restarting in an hour or four?! I get this at work as well and it especially pisses me off when they pop up mid-Powerpoint presentation. I'll restart it when I ******* want you **** of a ******* machine. **** off. Edit: ^^^ Seething Edited December 21, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1888bhoy67 Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 I'm usually quite a sedate driver but the past few weeks have really feckin pissed me off no end, as the number of idiots behind the wheel is shockingly high, and ffs dont even start me on c***s who can't indicate or straddle 2 lanes of a motorway, wankers, and you know who you are 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Pisses me off when you start crossing the road and some driver comes around and gives you 'the look' all because they couldn't be arsed indicating when there weren't any cars ahead of them. You need to learn how to perfect the "I'm not a fucking mind reader" sign language. It involves pointing at their indicator, pulling your shoulders up while throwing your hands out, palms up like an angry Frenchman and then pointing to your temple (this signifies your mind). Oh aye, have your best evil looking scowl on your coupon to show them how angry you are and not to f**k with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 You need to learn how to perfect the "I'm not a fucking mind reader" sign language. It involves pointing at their indicator, pulling your shoulders up while throwing your hands out, palms up like an angry Frenchman and then pointing to your temple (this signifies your mind). I pretty much do this every time I'm in this situation, except I usually shout "Indicators, INDICATORS!" at them - regardless if they hear me or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) Had a classic last week at a mini roundabout. I was approaching 1 last week and looking right, seen a car coming but wi no indicator so slowed but didn't stop. As it became obvious he wasn't going left I stopped but by this point I was a good 2 feet over the line. The guy gave me a look and continued on. 200 yards down the road I pull up behind him at traffic lights and he gets out to talk to me. He's an old guy so I don't get my anger on. He says "you weren't gonnae stop there, were you?" I said "I'm not a mind reader, try indicating" he argued he was but I pointed out in my best stern voice "you weren't" A great moment. Edited December 21, 2012 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 The "Wrestling Forum" in "All Other Sports" Really pisses me off when I see new messages in "All Other Sports" and find it's in "Wrestling". Give it it's own seperate forum and stop wasting my time teasing me with possible NFL or Cricket, or Shinty, or whatever real sports I want to read/discuss. It's not a sport, but if it floats your boat fine by me, just stick it somewhere on its own please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 The "Wrestling Forum" in "All Other Sports" Really pisses me off when I see new messages in "All Other Sports" and find it's in "Wrestling". Give it it's own seperate forum and stop wasting my time teasing me with possible NFL or Cricket, or Shinty, or whatever real sports I want to read/discuss. It's not a sport, but if it floats your boat fine by me, just stick it somewhere on its own please. Cricket's not a real sport either. It's just a daft wee game like tiddlywinks or snakes and ladders except with less effort or skill required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 If you don't sweat it's not a sport IMO. Snooker and darts can f**k off and all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Took back my Mayan calendar to the shop but was refused a refund. They did swap it for a 2013 one however. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Working tomorrow, Sunday and Monday Still, least I am saving by not going out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 (edited) I'm off until the 8th. of January. *insert smug pus gif here* Edit, not so smug now, as I have posted on the wrong thread. Still off though. Edited December 21, 2012 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Cricket's not a real sport either. It's just a daft wee game like tiddlywinks or snakes and ladders except with less effort or skill required. Wrestling is more suited to film and tv, since it is just shite acting. To the person who suggested that cricket requires no skill, you clearly have never played the game. It's a terrific sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 Wrestling is more suited to film and tv, since it is just shite acting. To the person who suggested that cricket requires no skill, you clearly have never played the game. It's a terrific sport. No it's not its shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 21, 2012 Share Posted December 21, 2012 No it's not its shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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