smpar Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) A boy I used to be in school with used to go about in Celtic tops, and it soon changed to Pars tops and then he started going to Dunfermline games, pretending to be a Danny Dyer-type nutcase and had some illusion that he was some solid c**t that was a die-hard Pars fan. That wound me up enough, and I've just scrolled through Instagram to see that he went to the cup final today with his dad whom I assume is an Aberdeen fan himself. That might sound petty, but it gets worse. I'd accept if he just admitted he was there because his dad was going and it was a big day for the club etc, but I've just noticed that he's been posting pictures of the Aberdeen fans all day, saying how good they are and using ridiculous hashtags that suggest that he's remotely a Dons fan himself, like #standfree and #sheeponfire. What a complete fanny. Edited March 17, 2014 by smpar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Doesn't sound that bad tbh, anyone who leaves the dark side to follow their local team is a guid c**t in my eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) I know a guy who watches Man U and Real Madrid on tele and thinks he's a fan because of it. Nah mate. You are just a classic gloryhunter and waste of oxygen Edited March 17, 2014 by Gaz FFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I know a guy who watches Man U and Real Madrid on tele and thinks he's a fan because of it. Nae mate. You are just a classic gloryhunter and waste of oxygen I don't think he can be labeled as a glory hunter watching Manchester United anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Doesn't sound that bad tbh, anyone who leaves the dark side to follow their local team is a guid c**t in my eyes. That's true, I'd welcome anyone that wants to support their local side, especially Dunfermline, but he seems to be taking glory from Aberdeen winning the league cup and I really don't understand why you'd do that if you're supposed to be a Dunfermline fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Monday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Ooya ma fucking heid. Sounds like you need a drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 People who constantly put pics up of their baby scans on Facebook every single fucking day. Right! We get the fact that you're pregnant ya rocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guns Show Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 People who constantly put pics up of their baby scans on Facebook every single fucking day. Right! We get the fact that you're pregnant ya rocket. It gets worse once they have popped out the wee chavvy...a daily picture accompanied by the line 'XXX is xxx days old today...I don't know where the time has gone' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Or the constant updates of the size of the bump. And if they are a couple then the accompanied father to be kissing the bump goodnight. Or if it's a single mum the obligatory "he won't need a dada, il be as strong as 2 mamas" f**k off ya dopey cow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 American netflix isn't working on my xbox anymore. I am devastated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I have been looking for someone to move into my student flat from mid-April until July (end of lease) as I finish my time at uni in three weeks and will have no more use for it. Remarkably, I received instant interest on Gumtree. Some guy said he needed it for that exact period and it would be ideal. I gave him a flat viewing the following week and he said he liked it and would definitely take over my lease. I left it at that for a few weeks and sent him a gentle reminder last night about paying his half of April's rent. He replied this morning, saying he has had to pull out of this arrangement. I wonder how long it would have taken for him to tell me unless I had broached the subject last night. Now I'm back to square one and urgently trying to find someone else at a time when I should be concentrating on my final degree. And what is the likelihood of finding someone to take the flat at such a bizarre time of year? Virtually none. Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Top tip. Get a deposit off them next time or carry on advertising. Top tip 2. Touring prostitutes often need city centre accommodation for short periods of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 People who eat boiled sweets. Sook, crunch, sook, crunch. Noisy fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Good advice. Esp Tip 2. When do they usually arrive? I think there's a season, similar to the British Touring Car Championships. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 No offence to genuine Aberdeen fans but the amount of gloryhunters crawling out of the woodwork just now is incredible. Did you mention Aberdeen once on facebook in the last few years? Is that a new scarf in your picture at Parkhead? Will you now be going every week? Feck off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Any boring, unimaginative stupid c**t that gives anyone called Derek the nickname 'Del'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 No offence to genuine Aberdeen fans but the amount of gloryhunters crawling out of the woodwork just now is incredible. Did you mention Aberdeen once on facebook in the last few years? Is that a new scarf in your picture at Parkhead? Will you now be going every week? Feck off. This, this and this. The amount of #coyr and #standfree I've seen from people who I've never even seen mention football before is very irritating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Passing a job interview only to be told 5 weeks later that there has been a series of delays and they can't offer you a job at present. Absolute bullshit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Any boring, unimaginative stupid c**t that gives anyone called Derek the nickname 'Del'. What do you suggest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.