Mark Connolly Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 It's been mentioned before (probably by me) but people in the left-hand lane indicating right to go straight ahead at roundabouts. Some daft bint did it today. Being courteous, I hung back cos I thought she wanted in my lane. Nope. Straight ahead. Then I watched her do exactly the same thing at the next two roundabouts. I then overtook her and tried to explain to her via sign language in the split second that I was beside her what she was doing wrong. (I think it was opening and closing the hand to represent an indicator, pointing straight ahead and then a wagging finger). I'm sure she's learned her lesson. I can't quite get to grips with this hand signal - do you have a gif or video of it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 What happens if there are people at pumps 2 and 4 standing on the wrong side (ie in the space rather than the pump side) and the space is at pump 1 or 3? Should I plow through them on my way to the front pumps? No simply drive into pump 1 or 3. You are driving in from the left. #petrolstationrampage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 It's been mentioned before (probably by me) but people in the left-hand lane indicating right to go straight ahead at roundabouts. Some daft bint did it today. Being courteous, I hung back cos I thought she wanted in my lane. Nope. Straight ahead. Then I watched her do exactly the same thing at the next two roundabouts. I then overtook her and tried to explain to her via sign language in the split second that I was beside her what she was doing wrong. (I think it was opening and closing the hand to represent an indicator, pointing straight ahead and then a wagging finger). I'm sure she's learned her lesson. I'll bet she was wearing tight trousers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I'll bet she was wearing tight trousers. Explains why the saints is coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 My car has one of those electronic hingmys that don't let you put the wrong fuel in. What an age we live in! I'm going to go on Dragons Den and put forward a new idea that should do away for the need for such expensive electronic hingmys. A sticker on the inside of the fuel flap that says "Diesel" or "Unleaded". Maybe even make them colour coordinated to match the fuel nozzles. Who wants in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I'm going to go on Dragons Den and put forward a new idea that should do away for the need for such expensive electronic hingmys. A sticker on the inside of the fuel flap that says "Diesel" or "Unleaded". Maybe even make them colour coordinated to match the fuel nozzles. Who wants in? I'm out. I'm saving my appearance for my invention to stop tramps drinking meths by making it colourless and labelling the bottle "water". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I'm going to go on Dragons Den and put forward a new idea that should do away for the need for such expensive electronic hingmys. A sticker on the inside of the fuel flap that says "Diesel" or "Unleaded". Maybe even make them colour coordinated to match the fuel nozzles. Who wants in? But morons don't pay attention to stickers. Unless you had a sticker with some c**t from Geordie Shore with a speech bubble saying: "I shagged everyone and I shave my chest. This car takes petrol!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 These new Li ion batteries mean my prototype self-tying shoelaces are nearly ready. Just a few loose ends to sort out and I'll be minted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 (edited) Sentences such as "They say that helps...", "Aye well that's what they say...", "They say it's to be...". Who the f@ck are 'They' and what made them the experts?! Edited August 29, 2014 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I irrationally panic every time I get a text or phonecall after 11 o'clock 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Sentences such as "They say that helps...", "Aye well that's what they say...", "They say it's to be...". Who the f@ck are 'They' and what made them the experts?! The voices. Do you not hear them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I irrationally panic every time I get a text or phonecall after 11 o'clock Not irrational, in fairness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Danny Dyer and the entire Eastenders cast are horrendous actors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 TV for thickos made by thickos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 When (usually Americans) say "could care less" when they mean "couldn't care less" Also when the say "Legos" rather than "Lego" (which is a plural) ^^^ seething/verge of tears 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 When (usually Americans) say "could care less" when they mean "couldn't care less" Just occurred to me that they might really mean, "like I could care less", but the first word has been dropped over time. So, it'd be a sarcastic version of our phrase. I'd do more research, but I could care less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Danny Dyer and the entire Eastenders cast are horrendous actors Lauren is worth watching 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 The wife's annoying habit of wanting to wait at the busiest checkout in the supermarket just because she knows the woman thats working on that checkout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 The wife's annoying habit of wanting to wait at the busiest checkout in the supermarket just because she knows the woman thats working on that checkout. Especially at 4:57 when you get to the front of the queue and she sticks up the "Sorry This Checkout is Closed" sign and goes home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) There's only one way to resolve this. Shag the check out assistant. Your wife will never speak to her again. You are welcome. Edited August 30, 2014 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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