BFTD Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 I don't like people who refer to people as their cousins when they're not really cousins To be fair, they can still be cousins despite being married, or related in other ways. I believe it's traditional to invoke the spectre of Fife at the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 You made me look ya c**t. She's still a vacuous hacket c**t. BTW, don't do that again. I hope she get pneumonia and is dead by 3am. Could Sky Naked News be coming soon? Stiffies all round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Stiffies all round. She looks like she's had a stroke, hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Folk who just read random shit out (e.g. road signs) when driving along in the car. "2 burgers for $4.99"... "welcome to Halifax"... Etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Folk that go to Canada for their holiday and don't enjoy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Folk that go to Canada for their holiday and don't enjoy it. Aye, c***s the lot of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 To be fair, they can still be cousins despite being married, or related in other ways. I believe it's traditional to invoke the spectre of Fife at the point? I worked with an Indian guy that married his cousin. That said, he also drank red wine mixed with coke so decision making wasn't his strong point! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Everyone at my work has suddenly become an expert on Scottish/UK politics. Slightly less annoying than the twats trying to do their take on the Mel Gibson "Freeeeedom" speech in an equally piss poor accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Folk who just read random shit out (e.g. road signs) when driving along in the car. "2 burgers for $4.99"... "welcome to Halifax"... Etc. I'll raise you old folk (especially on buses) on that one. " look, a new shop" swiftly followed by "there's a police car" and so on, passing comment on everything single fucking thing they see. It's like some weird game of pensioner's bingo, choosing to get a quick game In case they kick the bucket before they get off the bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 My head is mince, only one hour sleep last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 The scenes in George Square tonight serve to remind that no matter how positive a push for change can be, we're still just a pathetic servile bigoted little shitehole of a country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Being scared of heights 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Being scared of heights You at the Hydro? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I said it before and i'll say it again. clown who queue up overnight just to buy a phone, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 You at the Hydro? Nah, my boy bought me tickets for a boxing show at the Usher hall for my birthday. Only problem was they were on the second top row of the grand circle. I couldn't stay up there so it was an early night and £32 wasted. I'll give him his cash back as he meant well and didn't realise that the seats were so high up as none of us had ever been in the place before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've had about 3 whiskeys and I need my bed at ten to fucking nine. You'll still need to get up at least twice for a pish during the night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 f**k it, I'll just pish the bed and hang the consequences. Must mind and switch off my electric blanket first though. I wouldn't bother, if it can survive the washing machine what's the worst that can happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I said it before and i'll say it again. clown who queue up overnight just to buy a phone, Seen them today at about 7.30. I thought the nouveau politicos at Georges Square were bad until I encountered this mob. Queueing for a fu¢king phone. Who will they talk to? Most haven't got a pal in the world! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 240v up my japseye? Not again thanks. Watt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Watt? Is this happening currently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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