RoversMad Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Become a boss. WTF was that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Depends on what you want to do. Police Scotland are recruiting right nowthanks Rico but I fear I may be too old already at 38...?In the family business eh? Have you considered becoming a Gigolo?Is there a demand for middle aged, overweight, balding men in this industry?They didn't make you an offer you couldn't refuse? Yep, I thought about it and refused it... Not really about money etc, I just want some kind of life back so I can watch my kids grow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 thanks Rico but I fear I may be too old already at 38...? Police Scotland @policescotland · Sep 21 Got that Monday morning feeling? Need a new challenge? We're recruiting police officers now http://bit.ly/1wbAM0g #PolScotRecruit Police Scotland @policescotland · Sep 21 "Cast aside any doubts or fears about your age" - advice from PC Siobhan Dickson who joined at 41 http://bit.ly/1uF4YRq #PolScotRecruit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Pics or GTF Would not, even with yours! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 (edited) I might join the Rozzers ETA: fcuk all to do with that munter though. Edited September 23, 2014 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fucking rotten cold. (No not man flu) genuinely hacking up gobs of green rubber. Proper snotters and skitters today! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Police Scotland @policescotland · Sep 21 "Cast aside any doubts or fears about your age" - advice from PC Siobhan Dickson who joined at 41 http://bit.ly/1uF4YRq #PolScotRecruit Good lord. I'd think about it myself, if I wasn't so fat and useless. And, come on, chaps - PC Dickson looks like she's pure filth! *rimshot* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I might join the Rozzers ETA: fcuk all to do with that munter though. I've been giving it some thought aswell for a career change. I'd probably be happy doing a Reg from The Bill, 20 years later and still a PC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I've been giving it some thought aswell for a career change. I'd probably be happy doing a Reg from The Bill, 20 years later and still a PC Nah......CID for me mate. fcuk being on the beat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'd take Magee to the interview as a kind of "prerequsite" arrest! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Nah......CID for me mate. fcuk being on the beat.Fucksake you've just done it upBeat? I thought you said....never mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Would not, even with yours! Did she join as a Police horse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I might join the Rozzers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Putting a bag of messages on the passenger seat of the car, driving off and 20 seconds later BEEP BEEP BEEP FUCKING BEEP, SOMEONE ISNT WEARING A SEATBELT. f**k off car, its a bag of messages ya dafty. Is it an offence to drive while your car is under the influence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A million and one things about flying. Top of the list is dicks standing for 45 minutes in a queue at the gate to get on a flight with allocated seating.today I sat on my fat arse and then breezed past all the bawbags when my row was called up to get on first.needless to say I had the last laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I might join the Rozzers ETA: fcuk all to do with that munter though. It's better than walking the streets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A million and one things about flying. Top of the list is dicks standing for 45 minutes in a queue at the gate to get on a flight with allocated seating.today I sat on my fat arse and then breezed past all the bawbags when my row was called up to get on first.needless to say I had the last laugh. I think they've "fixed" it now, but I used to have a chortlesome chortle at groups of people (and families with young kids, although that wasn't quite so funny) who paid for priority boarding. They got called first, then went down the stairs like Lord and Lady Shite, then got herded on the bus and told to move to the back to let the rest of us plebs on. We got bused to the plane and due to being last on the bus, were first off, and nabbed all the best seats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fat cow in Spoons on Sauchiehall Street was taking absolutely ages to make up her mind what to eat on Sunday night, so much so that the barman took the order for my mate and I. We sat at a table near the door and the aforementioned fat cow sat at a crowded table just next to us. She told her friends what had kept her, and this is almost word for word. "I love Che Guevara and I was just trying to think, what would he have picked?". Dunno, but hopefully something that would choke you both you fat pretentious mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Fat cow in Spoons on Sauchiehall Street was taking absolutely ages to make up her mind what to eat on Sunday night, so much so that the barman took the order for my mate and I. We sat at a table near the door and the aforementioned fat cow sat at a crowded table just next to us. She told her friends what had kept her, and this is almost word for word. "I love Che Guevara and I was just trying to think, what would he have picked?". Take it she ordered pie, chips and beans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Bean, rice and a sprinkling of gravel. It's what he would have wanted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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