Shotgun Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Guys that have one of those wallets with a wee pouch for change that stand rooting about for the 65p of their £20.65 round at the bar. Men carry their change in their pocket Back in my pub-crawling youth I could never bring myself to count change in order to pay for my order. Every time, it was another £5, £10, £20, whatever. I'd wake up in the morning, sneak a peak in my wallet and almost cry with fear over what I might have done to spend so much. Then I'd pick my trousers up and find a small fortune in coins in the pockets. Which I then had to live on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Guys that have one of those wallets with a wee pouch for change that stand rooting about for the 65p of their £20.65 round at the bar. Men carry their change in their pocket Oi! That's me. Much quicker handing the exact money over than waiting while some dick hands over a twenty for a shandy and a spritzer, or some absolute cnut wants to pay with plastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I paid for a round with plastic on easter rd a few weeks ago. Cash is better in my bank than theirs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Pay with back pocket change as long as you've counted it beforehand and have neat little piles of matching coins for easy navigation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 I paid for a round with plastic on easter rd a few weeks ago. Cash is better in my bank than theirs...Scum. Sub-human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 A round is paid for in nothing but paper. End of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 A round is paid for in nothing but paper. End of. Redeem your self. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 A round is paid for in nothing but paper. End of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Today Australia has 3 time zones. Tomorrow after some of start Daylight Savings we will have 5 time zones. QLD will then be 1hr behind NSW/TAS/VIC instead of same time and 30 mins behind SA instead of ahead. NT will be 1hr behind SA instead of same time. WA will be 3hrs behind NSW etc instead of 2hrs. The curtains must fade easier in the head in the sand places that don't do Daylight Savings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Having to work on a Saturday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 ^^^^^letter casserole. A stewdent of words, perhaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Having to work on a Saturday. Cheer up, Ally, it's not far to Livi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 ^^^^^letter casserole. Made perfect sense to us Antipodeans! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Mot, road tax and gfs birthday within a week of each other.. Best part of a grand.. Gone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Folk that happily play the radio in the car really quietly. Either turn it up loud enough to hear or just don't listen to it at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Peh McBridie Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Miserable twats moaning about Christmas stuff already being in the shops. +1 if your actually buying said Christmas stuff whilst moaning about it. +100 and a kick in the pus if you complain to the cashier about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 The lack of Lowenbräu in shops nowadays. It used to be in asda for years and b&m sold it for a while. Also the dance songs thread in the music sub forum is quiet nowadays. You still get it in Asda online. Search for lowen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Cheer up, Ally, it's not far to Livi. Listen i may be a fat b*****d, but i refuse to be compared to that shitgibbon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Fans who run down to the front of the stand when their team scores. Also fans who run along the front of the stand following the direction of the celebrating scorer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 4, 2014 Share Posted October 4, 2014 Men lose their change down the back of the sofa FTFY. Who uses cash any more anyways? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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