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I've forgotten my Young Persons railcard. Feel a bit of a fud for forgetting it but an even bigger fud for now having to shell out an extra £37 for a return to Dundee.

How old can you hold one of them for?
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I've forgotten my Young Persons railcard. Feel a bit of a fud for forgetting it but an even bigger fud for now having to shell out an extra £37 for a return to Dundee.

Whatever you do, don't look at what you could have saved by splitting your ticket between intermediate stations. It will only annoy you even more.

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The fact that WWE is put on Sky Sports and in the sports category on YouTube. Entertaining or not, it's not a sport.

Que "IT'S NOT REAL WRASTLING" clip from South Park.

Anyone over the age of 12 who watches WWE, is a complete and utter weapon.

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I think sport implies there has to be some competition.

Nope, its an activity of a physical nature where an individual or team face another individual or team for the sake of entertainment. The whole moaning about wrestling falls down when the same people are happy to claim boxing is a sport despite every title match in it being fixed.

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Idiots that leave their trolley at the back of their parking space.

You don't notice it until your halfway into the space and then look a dick for reversing back out :(

Expanding further; c***s who leave everything sitting at their arse because they figure someone less important will be along to clear it up for them.

If reincarnation turns out to be a thing, they're on the fucking hit-list :angry:

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People who spray perfume/cologne/deodorant around in confined spaces.

You're not alone, you utter whore. Try taking a bath before you leave the house and you won't have to worry about everybody noticing your BO/wiping problem/bukkake secret.

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ie my missus.

Wasn't there a laddie on here offering to bump people off for a small fee?

Until he turns up, get her telt that you're quite an important man in P&B circles ;)

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Anyone over the age of 12 who watches WWE, is a complete and utter weapon.

As in 'hot as f**k'? I believe the term is used to describe someone who is very attractive, as in "Mila Kunis is a weapon". If you meant it like that then I thank you for the kind words.

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