supermik Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 His knee? His knee? Sawed off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 there was one lad looked OK, down to earth and cool as f**k like, must have been you Gaz lol. You know it was me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 People on the street or in shopping Malls that lack the skills to walk briskly in a straight line, love to suddenly stop or who walk 5 abreast at 0.5 miles per hour should be taken to some kind of internment camp before being disembowelled on prime time tv Y'know, after being in town this afternoon, I was going to post pretty much this. It's worse this time of year, I reckon down to the punters who only come into town a couple of times a year and who have completely lost the ability to function in crowds. To the three-abreast crawl and the sudden stop already mentioned, you can add the 90 degree turn with no warning, immediately followed by the dirty look as the 15 people walking behind pile into them, and the punters who go to walk out of a shop then freeze in the doorway for ten seconds as the sensory overload short circuits them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Y'know, after being in town this afternoon, I was going to post pretty much this. It's worse this time of year, I reckon down to the punters who only come into town a couple of times a year and who have completely lost the ability to function in crowds. To the three-abreast crawl and the sudden stop already mentioned, you can add the 90 degree turn with no warning, immediately followed by the dirty look as the 15 people walking behind pile into them, and the punters who go to walk out of a shop then freeze in the doorway for ten seconds as the sensory overload short circuits them. These types on public transport are even worse On the street there's generally enough ways to get round them, when you're surrounded on the Subway by people who have never used the Subway since the last time they were out buying shit for annoying family members, fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Just Romeo in general. You make me sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Cnts that stop dead at the top of escalators!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Cnts that stop dead at the top of escalators!! do a lot of people die in front of you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 do a lot of people die in front of you?Ask Lichtie23 that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I'm up at half 4 for work and should be absolutely shattered just now. Nope. Slept well from half 10 till 3 and somehow I'm not tired. Just waiting till half 4 to get up. This is ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 I'm up at half 4 for work and should be absolutely shattered just now. Nope. Slept well from half 10 till 3 and somehow I'm not tired. Just waiting till half 4 to get up. This is ridiculous. Put the "highlights" of Saturdays game on a loop and count the goals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Put the "highlights" of Saturdays game on a loop and count the goals.I want to sleep. Not have nightmares. Anyway I've just admitted defeat and got out of bed. This has genuinely never happened to me before. I'm usually really bad for getting up early in the morning. Finish at half 1 today so I'll end up falling asleep when I'm home then have this problem tomorrow again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 On the subject of folk who cant operate on a crowded street. The worst are the diagonal drifters, walk a litte too slowly but not in a straight line, slowly drifting from one side of the pavement to the other. How fucking hard is it to walk in a straight line. c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 UPS Feltham 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 On the subject of folk who cant operate on a crowded street. The worst are the diagonal drifters, walk a litte too slowly but not in a straight line, slowly drifting from one side of the pavement to the other. How fucking hard is it to walk in a straight line. c***s. Usually in Dundee it's directionally proportional to the amount of smack/drink/meth* consumed *delete as appropriate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 On the subject of folk who cant operate on a crowded street. The worst are the diagonal drifters, walk a litte too slowly but not in a straight line, slowly drifting from one side of the pavement to the other. How fucking hard is it to walk in a straight line. c***s. Guilty. I'm genuinely incapable of walking in a straight line. Don't know why, but I can't do it . I'm an absolute nightmare if you're walking beside me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Guilty. I'm genuinely incapable of walking in a straight line. Don't know why, but I can't do it . I'm an absolute nightmare if you're walking beside me. ^^^Didn't realise David Blunkett posted on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 Drivers that think putting their hazard lights on allows them to abandon their car in the middle of the fcuking City! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 On the walking down the street thing, today I encountered the situation where I walking alongside / slightly behind an old woman and there was another girl walking in our direction. Easiest thing to do was for me to stand behind the old wifey, leaving plenty of open pavement space for the oncoming girl. What does she do however? Walk straight along 'our line' and start doing the Pavement Disco with the old wifey, seemingly expecting us both to move for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 What the f**k is the English obsession with shorts all about? I'm in Nottingham, it's fuckin freezing and there's daft c***s cutting about in fuckin shorts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 8, 2014 Share Posted December 8, 2014 What the f**k is the English obsession with shorts all about? I'm in Nottingham, it's fuckin freezing and there's daft c***s cutting about in fuckin shorts! You don't happen to be watching s football match do you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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