19QOS19 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The way that every c**t at work thinks the world ends on the 24 December. You can wait until January for it you bunch of arseholes. (Providing we're talking about the same thing here) I spent Christmas in Cyprus a few years back with my girlfriend. We didn't do any presents shopping until we got back. We got everyone good presents at the end of december and spent roughly £200. Unreal. I would do that every year if I could. Shocking how much you can save. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 So its a steamship? 2.5l diesel engine mate You obviously know nothing about marine engineering. The Diesel engine burns water to make steam that turns the propeller. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The way some people stock up for Christmas as if there's going to be a nuclear war. The shops'll be shut two days max, it's not Doomsday Preppers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The way some people stock up for Christmas as if there's going to be a nuclear war. The shops'll be shut two days max, it's not Doomsday Preppers. Clearly I wasn't talking about the same thing as Mozza then!! Ha. Do agree though, the panic buying is embarrassing. A couple of years ago I saw someone in Tesco with 12 loaves. Get a grip ffs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Clearly I wasn't talking about the same thing as Mozza then!! Ha. Do agree though, the panic buying is embarrassing. A couple of years ago I saw someone in Tesco with 12 loaves. Get a grip ffs! If he had 6 fish too he was probably getting ready to celebrate his birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Scotrail bring out a new timetable, unfortunately just about every train since it came out has been delayed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 (edited) We got everyone good presents at the end of december and spent roughly £200. Unreal. I would do that every year if I could. Shocking how much you can save. My mum on the other hand is one of those people who'll pay a stupid amount just so somebody can open it on Christmas morning. Then she'll go complaining about being short of money etc which is considerably more than a PTTGOYN. Her own mum (ie my gran) insisted that we got money to spend in the January sales where we'd get more for it. I always preferred that. Edited December 16, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 One of our customers died suddenly on a job this morning. Right in front of his dad and his workmates. He was only 41. Poor guy. Can't believe it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 One of our customers died suddenly on a job this morning. Right in front of his dad and his workmates. He was only 41. Poor guy. Can't believe it. That's a petty thing that gets on your nerves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 The way that every c**t at work thinks the world ends on the 24 December. You can wait until January for it you bunch of arseholes. this week i would be as well going about with a sandwich board that says "we can discuss that in the new year" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 That's a petty thing that gets on your nerves? Maybe not settled his bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 One of our customers died suddenly on a job this morning. Right in front of his dad and his workmates. He was only 41. Poor guy. Can't believe it. Because of the length of time it took you to serve him ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 One of our customers died suddenly on a job this morning. Right in front of his dad and his workmates. He was only 41. Poor guy. Can't believe it. 5 to 5 was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 5 to 5 was it? No way was he getting a defibrillator at that time of day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 No way was he getting a defibrillator at that time of day. "Defibrillator? The one way over there? I get my dinner at quarter past." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 "Defibrillator? The one way over there? I get my dinner at quarter past." Heartless monster imo. If he'd sold it he wouldn't have told them it didn't have batteries included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Heartless monster imo. If he'd sold it he wouldn't have told them it didn't have batteries included. "You want the batteries... but I've locked that cupboard, you can get them at Tesco on the way to hospital." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 "You want the batteries... but I've locked that cupboard, you can get them at Tesco on the way to hospital." Heartless monster imo. If he'd sold it he wouldn't have told them it didn't have batteries included. "Defibrillator? The one way over there? I get my dinner at quarter past." No way was he getting a defibrillator at that time of day. 5 to 5 was it?never mind all that shit, what about the ambulance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 never mind all that shit, what about the ambulance? Dead folk don't need ambulances. They go in the back of Ford Transits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 never mind all that shit, what about the ambulance? He didn't phone one, it was well after 5 by then and only the noisy ones are available then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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