wellfan09 Posted April 20, 2015 Share Posted April 20, 2015 basically my life now and then when I decide, I immediately regret the decision Yep i ended up eating fucking greek yoghurt with honey and almonds at like 2 am... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 A friend of mine emigrated to Melbourne. Within a few weeks he was sounding like Crocodile Dundee and yet, to this day if I phone and his wife answers you would think she had never left Glasgow. They emigrated in 1980! A golfing mate of mine spent 2 weeks in New York back in the mid- 90's. To this day whenever, and wherever we are eating, he always has to summon a waitress over to our table and ask : "Honey, could I please have some ketchup" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I bought a new phone. My sim card doesn't fit in it. BAWS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I bought a new phone. My sim card doesn't fit in it. BAWS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I bought a new phone. My sim card doesn't fit in it. BAWS. Honestly, these jokers with their hammers. Just cut it to size - it'll work no bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Trying to get a pound coin that's fallen down the side of the driver's seat before the lease company come to change the car in an hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Sports commentators and redundant adverbs. "Superbly well." Your job is to speak. Try being able to use your vocabulary properly, you simpleton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Off of. Eg "that's him off of the telly". Also, and I'm sure it has will have been mentioned a few times on here, "definately". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Trying to get a pound coin that's fallen down the side of the driver's seat before the lease company come to change the car in an hour. I reckon if I was a multi-millionaire I would still do that. I will happily spunk my money on a lot of shite but get upset if I think I've lost a pound or two somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 (edited) The BBC going for the 'Top Gear approach' with regards to having an onlooking audience surrounding Hazel Irvine and chums in the Snooker coverage. Think they did it with one of the MOTD2s (something along those lines with fitba anyway) too. Get it tae f***. Also, when you've previously found all the geocaches in an area and some chump suddenly decides to add a new one. Also, and I'm sure it has will have been mentioned a few times on here, "definately". Nothing petty about the West Coast's greatest shame. Edited April 22, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Some roaster this morning seething on the train station platform because there wasn't enough room for him and his bike on the train............ during rush hour...........he also had the full gear on as if he's about to compete at the Tour de France 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I cycle to work but MAMILs piss me off as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 The BBC going for the 'Top Gear approach' with regards to having an onlooking audience surrounding Hazel Irvine and chums in the Snooker coverage. Think they did it with one of the MOTD2s (something along those lines with fitba anyway) too. Get it tae f***.They've had the audience at the snooker like that for years. There was a woman the other day who looked vaguely like Jon Bon Jovi wearing a Man United top, that was quite funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 They've had the audience at the snooker like that for years. There was a woman the other day who looked vaguely like Jon Bon Jovi wearing a Man United top, that was quite funny. You can see that on line, she's living on iPlayer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Off of. Eg "that's him off of the telly". Also, and I'm sure it has will have been mentioned a few times on here, "definately". There's been a big move to replace the word "have" with "of" in the last five years or so. Don't remember seeing it before that, although some people have been pronouncing it that way for ages. Always thought it was a cracking way to let people know you're a moron, but writing it down like that is a new level of stupidity.When you see things like this in newspaper headlines, you start to wonder why journalists are still being paid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 You can see that on line, she's living on iPlayer.Do you get a wee buzz when you see an opportunity like that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 You can see that on line, she's living on iPlayer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 What kind of deviant, when presented with 3 empty traps in the lavvy, chooses the middle one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 What kind of deviant, when presented with 3 empty traps in the lavvy, chooses the middle one? I hate these types of cockwombles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 The middle one is usually the cleanest and well-stocked with bog roll as people are too scared to use it in fear of being labelled a cockwomble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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