invergowrie arab Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Im going camping this weekend. No, not that kind of camping, the one involving a tent. Gale force winds and torrential rain forecast. #prayformozza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 That's before they start gorging themselves on Quality Street at the nurses station. Copyright: Stuart Dickson To be fair he wasn't far off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 That's before they start gorging themselves on Quality Street at the nurses station. Copyright: Stuart Dickson Quality street meh! its thorntons special selection these days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I'd love to get admitted to some of the wards in Ninewells, some of the nurses are absolute pieces. Majority are all absolutely bogging, though. just fall in the street and pretend to be confused -bingo straight into AMU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Im waiting on her coming to give me a sponge bath I'm qualified now. I don't do sponge baths anymore! Your enema will be with you shortly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Opening up the NFL forum to find the new posts are all shite about shite!Seems about right to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 When folk are playing consoles on sitcoms and are clicking every button and shaking the controller in an extremely over the top fashion. I've been gaming for just under 20 years and I've never played a game like that!! Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 There's a lot of thread intertwining on here today/tonight. I keep losing track of what I have and haven't read. Sounds like early onset. I'd get that checked out if I were you mait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Aldi adverts with variations of "these are a few of my favourite things" in them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Tried to prove a knife wasn't sharp at all, which it wasn't. Shame I then proceeded to cut myself on the bottle opener. Duh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 When folk are playing consoles on sitcoms and are clicking every button and shaking the controller in an extremely over the top fashion. I've been gaming for just under 20 years and I've never played a game like that!! Arseholes. That's like the whole 'throwing the wheel around when driving' thing. Even otherwise subtle actors seem to feel the need to overact wildly with props for some reason. Either that, or they're playing one of those old joystick wagglers like Pissflaps 2 Daley Thompson's Olympic Challenge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Tried to prove a knife wasn't sharp at all, which it wasn't. Shame I then proceeded to cut myself on the bottle opener. Duh! At least there are some sharp implements in your house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 At least there are some sharp implements in your house Only one, the rest are all covered in bubble wrap to stop such incidents happening! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 There's a lot of thread intertwining on here today/tonight. I keep losing track of what I have and haven't read. I'm not even going to start on the folk posting stuff in the wrong threads. Try putting a "How's My Browsing?" sticker on your screen and call one of our premium rate phone numbers. We'll let you know how much money we're making which thread you're on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 John Carpenter practically stopped making films at the age of 53 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 When folk are playing consoles on sitcoms and are clicking every button and shaking the controller in an extremely over the top fashion. I've been gaming for just under 20 years and I've never played a game like that!! Arseholes. I do when having a tantrum tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Gout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Gout pet·ty ˈpedē/ adjective adjective: petty; comparative adjective: pettier; superlative adjective: pettiest 1. of little importance; trivial. "the petty divisions of party politics" synonyms: trivial, trifling, minor, small, unimportant, insignificant, inconsequential, inconsiderable, negligible, paltry, footling, pettifogging; More informalpiffling, piddling, fiddling; de minimis "petty regulations" antonyms: important, serious (of behavior) characterized by an undue concern for trivial matters, especially in a small-minded or spiteful way. "he was prone to petty revenge on friends and family" synonyms: small-minded, mean, ungenerous, shabby, spiteful "a petty form of revenge" antonyms: magnanimous 2. of secondary or lesser importance, rank, or scale; minor. "a petty official" Gout: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Supermarkets exclusively selling bananas that are not ripe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Supermarkets exclusively selling bananas that are not ripe. And that have a window of ripeness of about 4 seconds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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