BFTD Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 JLS sing: Every minute's like an hour, Every hour's like a day, Every day lasts forever, But what else am i gonna do, I'd wait forever and a day for you, So, two days then? p***ks. Slightly worried that you know the lyrics to a JLS song, however 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Weather 'jokes' and weather chat in general. Shut up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 The yard at work has been broken into a few times lately, so a new fence is being built. Clearing out some pallets today only to discover that one of the thieves left a big stinking brown shite in the corner. Dirty b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 The yard at work has been broken into a few times lately, so a new fence is being built. Clearing out some pallets today only to discover that one of the thieves left a big stinking brown shite in the corner. Dirty b*****ds.Pccabe will be round to get it for dna,he isn't busy just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Pccabe will be round to get it for dna,he isn't busy just now. I was thinking it was more up 8 Mile BU's street, to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 JLS sing: Every minute's like an hour, Every hour's like a day, Every day lasts forever, But what else am i gonna do, I'd wait forever and a day for you, So, two days then? p***ks. So are you annoyed they'd only wait 2 days for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 What was the weather joke? I'd back off, it's a stormy subject for DA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl. Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Moved to a new flat on Monday. The previous tenant evidently wasn't familiar with the concept of cleaning, so its taken three long evenings to actually get it into a condition I like it. Fifteen floors with a wee breeze and a wee balcony. I get to pretend Im a pirate on the high seas, so it isnt all bad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 I saw a Canadian comedian called Craig something do a wee joke about that, how Scottish people correct his pronunciation of his own name: "Hello son, what's your name?" "Hi, my name's Cregg." "Nice to meet you, CRAIG." Craig Campbell. He's hilarious. He was Frankie Boyle's warm-up act when I went to see him in Carlisle. Campbell had me in stitches. Moved to a new flat on Monday. The previous tenant evidently wasn't familiar with the concept of cleaning, so its taken three long evenings to actually get it into a condition I like it. Fifteen floors with a wee breeze and a wee balcony. I get to pretend Im a pirate on the high seas, so it isnt all bad! They must've knew it was you who was moving in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Moved to a new flat on Monday. The previous tenant evidently wasn't familiar with the concept of cleaning, so its taken three long evenings to actually get it into a condition I like it. Fifteen floors with a wee breeze and a wee balcony. I get to pretend Im a pirate on the high seas, so it isnt all bad! Don't you live abroad? Maybe they don't use a deposit system in that country 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 My girlfriend wrote off her car earlier and I had to drive round, help sort things out etc despite the fact my back is gubbed. She's fine but a bit shaken up but I'm now in crippling pain. I make no apologies for the fact I bought 10 pint bottles of beer on the way home and intend to drink until the pain is suitably numbed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 My girlfriend wrote off her car earlier and I had to drive round, help sort things out etc despite the fact my back is gubbed. She's fine but a bit shaken up but I'm now in crippling pain. I make no apologies for the fact I bought 10 pint bottles of beer on the way home and intend to drink until the pain is suitably numbed Did the furry dice survive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Cort's Hamstring Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 The seethe that women's football has generated following 3 weeks of coverage, mostly consisting of games at 1am on BBC3, at a time when there was no other football on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Got a new part time job recently. Hours are 5pm-9pm Monday to Friday. Can't complain with that. College course starts in September and will finish at 4pm. I go to college in Edinburgh and my works in Falkirk. If traffics heavy then I'll be late for work. It's 2 days a week this will effect me and I don't know whether to ask them if I can change my shift pattern now or when the time comes. My mates have worked there for a while and said it shouldn't be a problem but one of the trainees I'm with is saying that the shift patterns are set 5-9 which is shit. Need to wait and see what happens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Got a new part time job recently. Hours are 5pm-9pm Monday to Friday. Can't complain with that. College course starts in September and will finish at 4pm. I go to college in Edinburgh and my works in Falkirk. If traffics heavy then I'll be late for work. It's 2 days a week this will effect me and I don't know whether to ask them if I can change my shift pattern now or when the time comes. My mates have worked there for a while and said it shouldn't be a problem but one of the trainees I'm with is saying that the shift patterns are set 5-9 which is shit. Need to wait and see what happens Wait till you've been there a while and mention the problem when you've proved yourself useful. Your mates who have been there a while will know the lay of the land a lot better than a trainee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl. Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Don't you live abroad? Maybe they don't use a deposit system in that country Its like a pale imitation. So they use a 1 month deposit, just like in Scotchland, but going by some of the flats Ive looked at over the last few months, short of detonating a pipe bomb in the place, they dont give a shit how clean you leave it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Wait till you've been there a while and mention the problem when you've proved yourself useful. Your mates who have been there a while will know the lay of the land a lot better than a trainee. Yeah I hope so. Just gonna have to give it a couple weeks after my trainings finished then I'll bring it up. Everything seems fairly flexible so hopefully I'm just worrying over nothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Yeah I hope so. Just gonna have to give it a couple weeks after my trainings finished then I'll bring it up. Everything seems fairly flexible so hopefully I'm just worrying over nothing You've got the excuse of saying that when you took the job you thought it wouldn't be a problem but have got minor worries now that you could be delayed in bad traffic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Got a new part time job recently. Hours are 5pm-9pm Monday to Friday. Can't complain with that........... ..... ..... saying that the shift patterns are set 5-9 which is shit. Good luck with the new job mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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