Hedgecutter Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 When one half of a couple is telling a story and the partner jumps in to correct every minor error which is irrelevant to it, e.g. July 2004 rather than August 2004. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 The missus is watching biggest loser. It gets worse though. Some wee boy on it is called biingo. The double i isn't a typo. Biingo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 The missus is watching biggest loser. It gets worse though. Some wee boy on it is called biingo. The double i isn't a typo. Biingo That's just throwing a spanner in the works for anyone trying to sing a song about him. That extra syllable causes more problems than you'd think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 That's just throwing a spanner in the works for anyone trying to sing a song about him. That extra syllable causes more problems than you'd think. Just sing it as a triplet, instead of 2 crotchets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Having to set 3 different alarms on my phone to make sure I don't sleep in for work (I'm a deep sleeper and have the fear I won't get up in time!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Having to set 3 different alarms on my phone to make sure I don't sleep in for work (I'm a deep sleeper and have the fear I won't get up in time!) I can't remember the last time I had to set an alarm. 3 to 4 hours sleep a night for about the last 1 years and always wide awake by 4am! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 I can't remember the last time I had to set an alarm. 3 to 4 hours sleep a night for about the last 1 years and always wide awake by 4am! That sounds hard going tbh, hope it improves for you soon. Tried persuading my mum to phone and wake me up but her reply was that she spent years getting me up for school so won't be doing it now that I am 34 fair point I guess! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 (edited) A colleague I am friends with on Facebook seems to think that the abbreviation of 'great' is 'g8t'. It's really irritating, to the point I want to smash my screen when it appears (which is anytime another colleague has a birthday). Eta: Who the f**k even abbreviates words these days anyway? Edited August 16, 2015 by die hard doonhamer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 That sounds hard going tbh, hope it improves for you soon. Tried persuading my mum to phone and wake me up but her reply was that she spent years getting me up for school so won' tbe doing it now that I am 34 fair point I guess! It should have read 10 years. Used to it now, probably going to lead to an early death if I believe all the shite I've been telt, but hey ho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Susan Calman on, I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. today f**k off you unfunny Weegie c**t and stop spoiling everything good on Radio 4. You've already made a tit of yourself on Just a Minute. If you appear on The Archers as Jazzer's lesbian maw I shall blooter the wireless and go back to reading the papers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Eta: Who the f**k even abbreviates words these days anyway? You do, by the look of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 You do, by the look of things. I see Rainier Wolfcastle on the horizon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Viruses that make you sick, then keep coming back when you start to feel better. They just don't play fair anymore - either put me in bed for a few days and f**k off, or kill me and get it over with. This is the second encore and I didn't ask for, nor enjoy, the first one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 I see Rainier Wolfcastle on the horizon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Cúnts charging £8 to post a fucking tshirt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Cúnts charging £8 to post a fucking tshirt. Where is it getting posted from? The moon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Where is it getting posted from? The moon? England. It's eBay though so they're trying to offset the horrendous charges they get hit with. I bought a tshirt from Poland and he charged £6 only last week. It's a 'vintage' football top though that I really want, need to grow out this faze pretty sharpish tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 England. It's eBay though so they're trying to offset the horrendous charges they get hit with. I bought a tshirt from Poland and he charged £6 only last week. It's a 'vintage' football top though that I really want, need to grow out this faze pretty sharpish tbh. Still a rip off re postage but if you really want it/will wear it a lot and feel good in it then it sweetens the pill a little. Happy wearing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 Just spent £19 in the m&m shop all on sweets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 17, 2015 Share Posted August 17, 2015 M&M's by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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