Dee Dee Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Smoking shelters resembling bus stops irk me somewhat. Slightly put out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 People who smoke in bus shelters. Gives me the utter rage. Pish on their leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Vaping. They give off more smoke that real cigarettes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Pish on their leg. Good plan. I'll just throw my catheter bag over them instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyVanBasten3 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When people steal your parking space outside your own house because they're too cheap to pay for the car parks....... Absolute cock smokers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Vaping. They give off more smoke that real cigarettes. Apart from them giving off absolutely no smoke at all. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When people steal your parking space outside your own house because they're too cheap to pay for the car parks....... Absolute cock smokers I've not heard 'cock smoker' for ages. Obviously I don't approve of such disgraceful language, I was merely pointing out that I hadn't heard it in a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 When you turn down a gas hob so much it switches off. There is a skill getting down to the lowest heat possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Vaping. They give off more smoke that real cigarettes. These daft great machines do, the pretendy cigarette ones you get in a newsagent are barely noticeable. I've used them on buses, trains, planes and cinemas and only once has the person sitting next to me noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Going for a hair cut and no cant on the work notices when you're back after lunch Don't get me wrong it was a bit like blowing the blue chalk off a cue ball, but still... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 GLENN HODDLE G-L-E-N-H-O-D-D-L-E-I-S-H-A-V-I-N-G-A-G-O-A-L 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyVanBasten3 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I've not heard 'cock smoker' for ages. Obviously I don't approve of such disgraceful language, I was merely pointing out that I hadn't heard it in a while. Yeah I was watching jay and silent bob recently and felt it was the correct slur to use.....I could've went porch monkey if I really wanted too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Going for a hair cut and no cant on the work notices when you're back after lunch Don't get me wrong it was a bit like blowing the blue chalk off a cue ball, but still... Facebook for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Facebook for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I pinned an important letter to the kitchen noticeboard. The missus has chucked it out , which is annoying enough, but won't admit it, going through the rigmarole of looking through drawers and folders and making a bloody mess. Just admit you threw it out !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I pinned an important letter to the kitchen noticeboard. The missus has chucked it out , which is annoying enough, but won't admit it, going through the rigmarole of looking through drawers and folders and making a bloody mess. Just admit you threw it out !!! Has she forgot the basics of gravity and sound at this point? When my missus loses something, for some reason she feels it necessary to slam things down loudly. It's very very strange. Must be a hormone deficiency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 The text entry box and the dropdown menu for different languages on Wikipedia have swapped, so the bit where you type what you're looking for is on the right instead of the left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 The text entry box and the dropdown menu for different languages on Wikipedia have swapped, so the bit where you type what you're looking for is on the right instead of the left. Que pasa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 I pinned an important letter to the kitchen noticeboard. The missus has chucked it out , which is annoying enough, but won't admit it, going through the rigmarole of looking through drawers and folders and making a bloody mess. Just admit you threw it out !!! Probably under the fridge, tbf... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 6, 2015 Share Posted November 6, 2015 Ate a ludicrously strong onion tonight that may possibly have caused permanent nerve damage in my mouth. If Invergowrie Arab's missus still hasn't found that letter, a quick kiss from me would probably be enough for a verdict of natural causes. Happy to help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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