Michael W Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Had a glass shelf explode whilst I was moving it today. I only got a couple of very small cuts, thankfully. It was bloody scary though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Had a glass shelf explode whilst I was moving it today. I only got a couple of very small cuts, thankfully. It was bloody scary though. I read that as self explode, as in the way that Sean Connery would speak. "This glass shelf exploded in my hand!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I read that as self explode, as in the way that Sean Connery would speak. "This glass shelf exploded in my hand!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 (edited) Professional Masterchef-the tasks in the first round are hugely varying. Last week-fillet a fish....fairly basic....this week spun sugar which is a skill normally reserved to pastry chefs. Edit: half of them would be more suited to Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares! Edited September 22, 2009 by C.J 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The bammy, relitively hot, slutty one? Nah. The orange, neddy one. Yeah her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Nah. The orange, neddy one.Yeah her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The cat just took a shite on the floor. One day I'm gonna kill this wee c**t. I hate the wee fucker, I swear it does it on purpose just to piss me off. I just kicked it's ginger arse out the back door. Who's laughing now you wee c**t!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud To Be A Diamond Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 My computer keeps beating me at chess...... at least it was no match for me when i decided to play kickboxing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The cat just took a shite on the floor.One day I'm gonna kill this wee c**t. I hate the wee fucker, I swear it does it on purpose just to piss me off. I just kicked it's ginger arse out the back door. Who's laughing now you wee c**t!? Probably the cat, since they don't mind the outdoors and you have to clean up it's smelly shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Probably the cat, since they don't mind the outdoors and you have to clean up it's smelly shit. Don't tell Gman but I cleaned it with a Tesco bag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeJones Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The cat just took a shite on the floor.One day I'm gonna kill this wee c**t. I hate the wee fucker, I swear it does it on purpose just to piss me off. I just kicked it's ginger arse out the back door. Who's laughing now you wee c**t!? Me and ma mates used to fling stones at these cats that used to go about our gardens and one time he flung a right peach and it hit the cat right in the eye.U should of heard it!!!A hate the wee fuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Me and ma mates used to fling stones at these cats that used to go about our gardens and one time he flung a right peach and it hit the cat right in the eye.U should of heard it!!!A hate the wee fuckers. Jesus. I don't think I'd do that.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 The cat just took a shite on the floor.One day I'm gonna kill this wee c**t. I hate the wee fucker, I swear it does it on purpose just to piss me off. I just kicked it's ginger arse out the back door. Who's laughing now you wee c**t!? You are a cruel b*****d. I hope the cat shits in your bed. Probably the cat, since they don't mind the outdoors and you have to clean up it's smelly shit. That made me LOL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I once panned a cat in the face with a chucky, ironically fired from a black widow catapult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 You are a cruel b*****d. I hope the cat shits in your bed. Haha. How am I the cruel one? He's he's the manky c**t that shat in the living room. He needs punished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Haha. How am I the cruel one? He's he's the manky c**t that shat in the living room. He needs punished. Or maybe you need to get up from the computer once in a while to let the cat out,then he/she wouldn't shit in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Or maybe you need to get up from the computer once in a while to let the cat out,then he/she wouldn't shit in the house. I'm not responsible for the little twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 "The mighty boosh" has just started on "dave". Is there anyone more unfunny than noel fielding? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 "The mighty boosh" has just started on "dave". Is there anyone more unfunny than noel fielding? there's certainly not many people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I either have horrific cramp or my Hamstring's gone. I've just tried standing up twice there, both times I've received excruciating pain! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.