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Last night I said something really fucking stupid to my girlfriend and she rightfully was quite upset. When I left this morning though, she seemed fine and quite upbeat, but for some reason I still feel like she's not very happy with me.

You're right to feel like that.

You'll pay. :lol:

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Or just become a rapist. Make the epilepsy card your calling card. You'll become folklore!

The Epileptic Raper, that's a cool name.

What about 'The Rape-ileptic'?

how about neither :lol: despite the potential to have a cool name i wont be raping anyone :lol:

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how about neither :lol: despite the potential to have a cool name i wont be raping anyone :lol:

Screaming:

"SHUT THE f**k UP BITCH OR I SLICE YOU. I IZ SERIOUS, I CUT YO TITTIES!!!!!!!!"

is easier than you think.

All you need is a little confidence to make them believe you'll do it.

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who the f**k is this arse bandit?

No be funny mate but since ur the cat molesting virgin wi no self estemm that needs a daily pep talk frm your teacher just to get through the day without killing yourself and is a selfconfesed social retard id be asking myself, acually IM the arse bandit here aint i?

Look in b4 you look out pal as my maw says

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No be funny mate but since ur the cat molesting virgin wi no self estemm that needs a daily pep talk frm your teacher just to get through the day without killing yourself and is a selfconfesed social retard id be asking myself, acually IM the arse bandit here aint i?

Look in b4 you look out pal as my maw says

I think I've just died of laughter.

Marvellous work, Jake.

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No be funny mate but since ur the cat molesting virgin wi no self estemm that needs a daily pep talk frm your teacher just to get through the day without killing yourself and is a selfconfesed social retard id be asking myself, acually IM the arse bandit here aint i?

Look in b4 you look out pal as my maw says

Thats fantastic.

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That's awful. Sorry to hear that. :(

I guess it's okay really. I was one of the few who could suppress their emotions today, there were closer people who were in bits today. Just seems really weird to me that a guy who i can have a laugh with at the weekend is gone forever.

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