doulikefish Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I thought you'd dropped her off for her Christmas do? *Mrs dulf, I am sorry, I'm just kidding! :lol: wish she was the "gasman" id be half way up the road by now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 :lol: wish she was the "gasman" id be half way up the road by now I was making reference to the gasman servicing the, erm, boiler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I was making reference to the gasman servicing the, erm, boiler. :lol: sorry im choking at the bit to gtf!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 choking at the bit lol wut No kings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 As much as she is a dozy auld c*nt, that Sherrie Hewson b*****d ripping the arse out of being the "eccentric one" on Loose Women. "I've got to have snow at Christmas, but not real snow, that fake stuff. So that Father Christmas doesn't get his feet wet when he's walking up the path to eat his mince pies" No, no you don't think that at all. Fucking grow up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 As much as she is a dozy auld c*nt, that Sherrie Hewson b*****d ripping the arse out of being the "eccentric one" on Loose Women."I've got to have snow at Christmas, but not real snow, that fake stuff. So that Father Christmas doesn't get his feet wet when he's walking up the path to eat his mince pies" No, no you don't think that at all. Fucking grow up. 'Twas good indeed. That'd be that Zoe one. "I was born on 7.7.77, so my lucky number obviously is 8 - ha, ha!" Sherrie: "Have you had 7 men?" That shut her up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 'Twas good indeed. That'd be that Zoe one. "I was born on 7.7.77, so my lucky number obviously is 8 - ha, ha!" Sherrie: "Have you had 7 men?" That shut her up! I turned it over after the previous bit i mentioned. That's the second person i've found out today that shares my birthday. Zoe Tyler and Alberto Aquilani. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I turned it over after the previous bit i mentioned. That's the second person i've found out today that shares my birthday. Zoe Tyler and Alberto Aquilani. Here you go... Have some more... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Internet based job applications. The Comet one has this internet based assessment thing, and I kind of rushed though it the first time, and wasn't really too chuffed with my effort, but they won't let me resit it, c**ts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Here you go...Have some more... Cheers. After a quick look... Jessica Hahn, evangelist rape victim/model (playboy)/actress ...has to be the weirdest entry. After a quick GoogleImage search, she would get it. Preferably consensually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 As someone mentioned earlier, the fog. I just drove from Edinburgh to Perth and Edinburgh (Forth road ridge in particular) was hard going. Cleared up just after Dunfermline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Fog and lorries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Fog and lorries. Learner drivers.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Learner drivers.... Do you actually hate learner drivers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Do you actually hate learner drivers? No i don't, i am actually very tolerant of them,i have a driving test centre not that far from where i live so i have to be..Everybody has to start somewhere.Good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Went Ice Skating today for the first time, what a laugh that was. Was on my arse more times than Ronaldo. My second fall though was fantastic, I somehow pushed my two feet backwards and did a rather good dive - I reached out for the middle barrier like a leap of faith, just managing to grab it and end up smacking my knees off the ice. Good fun though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Went Ice Skating today for the first time, what a laugh that was. Was on my arse more times than Ronaldo. My second fall though was fantastic, I somehow pushed my two feet backwards and did a rather good dive - I reached out for the middle barrier like a leap of faith, just managing to grab it and end up smacking my knees off the ice. Good fun though I went ice skating once, at the Time Capsule in Lanarkshire. It was probably one of the worst experiences of my whole life. I however did enjoy going very fast in a straight line into the barrier, turning round and doing the same again. I was escorted off not long after after a head on collision which involved teeth and foreheads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesc Fabregas Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I went ice skating once, at the Time Capsule in Lanarkshire. It was probably one of the worst experiences of my whole life. I however did enjoy going very fast in a straight line into the barrier, turning round and doing the same again. I was escorted off not long after after a head on collision which involved teeth and foreheads. I went there a couple of months ago - the skating was pretty shit, you had these 17 year olds doing jumps and intricate turns to try and impress these wee 13 year old pieces, and my skates didn't fit properly and my ankles hurt and they had taken the mammoth away. Have to say, the hole place could have done with a serious lick of paint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossC93 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 The general mood of Clyde and Raith Rovers football fans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Internet based job applications. The Comet one has this internet based assessment thing, and I kind of rushed though it the first time, and wasn't really too chuffed with my effort, but they won't let me resit it, c**ts. I too dislike net based applications for jobs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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