An Sionnach Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Just put the tv on for saturday kitchen. The fucking grand prix grand prix is on. If i wanted to watch cars going round in a circle i would go to stornoway. I know! I forgot James telling us last week to tune in at 9am this Saturday as well. The only plus side is that Cumbrae is nearer to me than Stornoway and as it's smaller, the cars take less time to go round it! -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 It would be perfectly acceptable for a guy to come on here and moan about a shit week, having been dumped by his bird but because I am a girl it means I want attention... I see. There was a guy on here who posted when his wife left him and he took probably the biggest load of abuse I've ever seen on P&B... so, no, that's not true. Keep on playing that "omg I'm a girl on the internet" card, though, that's not run its course or anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 You're claiming two 'best' mates? Yes, they're from two distinct groups and I'm not going to make a preference. Leave him alone, it's the only mates he has. You're such a fucking loser. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 The rugby is imminent on BBC1 and someone's car alarm has just gone off in the road next to mine. It's not a siren type "wooh-wooh-wooh", the monotone whine of which is fairly easy to blank out of the background noise, oh no. It's one of those old-fashioned (I assume) ones linked to the car horn. So all I hear is: "Honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-..... tremulous silence and momentary relief that the owner has turned up and switched it off, when..... honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-....." -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Freud Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 The rugby is imminent on BBC1 and someone's car alarm has just gone off in the road next to mine. It's not a siren type "wooh-wooh-wooh", the monotone whine of which is fairly easy to blank out of the background noise, oh no. It's one of those old-fashioned (I assume) ones linked to the car horn. So all I hear is: "Honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-..... tremulous silence and momentary relief that the owner has turned up and switched it off, when..... honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-honk-....." Just get a bit of schadenfreude knowing that his battery will be dead by the time he comes out to start it - hopefully late for work on Monday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montrose Moron Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Looks like Dundee have fucked my coupon already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 my wallet was found in asda carpark with all its cards having thought I'd lost it or it'd been nicked. sadly the cash seems to have dissapeared. -it was only coins in it but still. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I really wonder why i bother going to the football. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Tam Scobbie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 My work already deciding I can't have the weekend of the semi-final off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 My work already deciding I can't have the weekend of the semi-final off. Sore one,The cup final last season was on our 1st wedding anniversary.I of course went to the cup final 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Sore one,The cup final last season was on our 1st wedding anniversary.I of course went to the cup final I trust your good lady went with you? My first wedding anniversary was the day the Rovers got the Second Division trophy against Arbroath last season. We both went to it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I trust your good lady went with you? My first wedding anniversary was the day the Rovers got the Second Division trophy against Arbroath last season. We both went to it! She did indeed and i also got a message on the screens at half time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 I really wonder why i bother going to the football. Yup, me neither mate. Every game is ruined by the cheat with the whistle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Edinburgh Tram Works. Another 100 million and 4 years late. What a total waste of time and money.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Edinburgh Tram Works. Another 100 million and 4 years late. What a total waste of time and money.. The Edinburgh Trams - just like the result of Paris Hilton's porn film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 The Edinburgh Trams - just like the result of Paris Hilton's porn film. Yip..and tonight's big moan..what the f**k is up with my broadband connection.Even Nade runs faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Leave him alone, it's the only mates he has. You've a cheek pal, you're only mates have to be in bed by 10pm. You're 14. Get a fucking grip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Half way down the last bottle of red...............!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 13, 2010 Share Posted March 13, 2010 Half way down the last bottle of red...............!! Or halway up ya pessamist (sp?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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