Cowden til i die Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 The wee tut thing Owen Coyle does at the end of sentences. What is that all about? It enrages me, speak normally you tosser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 What's job seekers direct?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 What's job seekers direct?! There you go. Works for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 There you go. Works for me. Yeah I've done that and still have no idea. Apparently I've to contact then once a week.. Phit?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Yeah I've done that and still have no idea. Apparently I've to contact then once a week.. Phit?! That is pretty strange. Are you signed on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 That is pretty strange. Are you signed on? Maybe.. Who wants to know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Maybe.. Who wants to know? Well thats why they want to contact you then id assume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Well thats why they want to contact you then id assume. No.. I've to contact them. As part of my seekers agreement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Steven Gerrards face annoys me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Thank feck you're not an aromatherapist. Or a herbal remedy practitioner either, as Lavender oil is not the first essential oil I'd use for the symptoms described. Lavender is primarily used for relaxation, settled sleep and de-stressing massages. Depending on the type of cough she has, there are several herbal treatments that will help. Peppermint tea is very good at surpressing the cough reflex. Marshmallow root, frequently used in commercially available cough medicines, is helpful in easing a dry, hacking cough. Wild Cherry Bark syrup is a great expectorant if she has a phlegmy, congested chest cough. A quick trip to Holland & Barratt by Paisley Piazza should sort her out. If she wants to add an essential oil to the treatment, then Lavender can be used as it is a relaxant and inhalation will ease the respiratory tract. But I would recommend Cedarwood - good for loosening mucus, Eucalyptus - which does the same but with the added benefit of reducing inflammation. If she's been coughing that much, the throat will be very sore and Eucalyptus will ease that. She could also try Rosemary or Sandalwood oils - both of which ease upper respiratory tract infections. Obviously it helps if she has an essential oil burner and knows how to use it! I am waiving my usual consultation fee as a favour to Mountain Ash and shall send some positive energies her way. I realise you were trying to take the piss, (chanting any invocations to whatever deity would only exacerbate the cough, BTW, ya daftie!), but don't dabble in what you don't know. I wouldn't dream of advising you or anyone else of the comparative benefits of Monster Munch over Quavers, for example. Blessed Be! )O( you realise thats just a made up term. like nutritionist -where the legal position is a dietitian, I couldn't even find -in a quick google search- a legal version of that term. I also think the use of the term "practitioner" is misleading. it suggests a medical basis. the "that will help" is also misleading, it should be 'may help' in the same way as cough mixture may -but probably wont- help or honey and lemon may help -but probably wont. its a cough. she needs to tough it out and it'll go away. In many ways your alternative lifestyle and thoughts from that direction can be a mild amusement and broaden perspectives but on this, a medical/science matter, its advised to, yes offer a perspective but temper your enthusiasm as indicated above please. just as others wouldn't dream of commenting on an alternative religion/home office policy matter -though yes I realise some exasperated individuals do but they are the minority. actually the best bit of your post was directions to holland and barratt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Footballers wearing snoods. f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 you realise thats just a made up term. like nutritionist -where the legal position is a dietitian, I couldn't even find -in a quick google search- a legal version of that term. I also think the use of the term "practitioner" is misleading. it suggests a medical basis. the "that will help" is also misleading, it should be 'may help' in the same way as cough mixture may -but probably wont- help or honey and lemon may help -but probably wont. its a cough. she needs to tough it out and it'll go away. In many ways your alternative lifestyle and thoughts from that direction can be a mild amusement and broaden perspectives but on this, a medical/science matter, its advised to, yes offer a perspective but temper your enthusiasm as indicated above please. just as others wouldn't dream of commenting on an alternative religion/home office policy matter -though yes I realise some exasperated individuals do but they are the minority. actually the best bit of your post was directions to holland and barratt I'll give you the "may" help in place of "will", but other than that I don't see anything wrong with what I advised. I should add that I usually advise people in person and 'bit' after xbl's post; a rider I always give is check with your GP. As for others not dreaming of commenting on alternative lifestyles or Home Office polcy matters, have you not read some of the responses on here or travelled in a Glasgow Taxi?!?! -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 With a modicum of effort dubs could become the new Kilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Fulham forgetting how to defend corners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 (edited) Gareth Southgate. 1. Dishing out tactical advice like Moses on the Mount to Fulham: this from a man who single-handedly got Middlesborough relegated and is yet to win any managerial acheivement whatsoever. 2. "Typical Italian defenders always pull you like that." Yes Gareth, the footballing culture famed for its defensive discipline and love of clean sheets just loves giving referees judgement calls within their own box. It must be the sort of elaborate form of suicide you clearly tried out, once again, at Middlesborough. 3. "The referee has played overtime there." Yes, Gareth, because Zamora picked up an injury and the game had to be further halted because of this. I mean honestly, what a complete fucking swampy. Edited March 11, 2010 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Gareth Southgate. 1. Dishing out tactical advice like Moses on the Mount to Fulham: this from a man who single-handedly got Middlesborough relegated and is yet to win any managerial acheivement whatsoever. 2. "Typical Italian defenders always pull you like that." Yes Gareth, the footballing culture famed for its defensive discipline and love of clean sheets just loves giving referees judgement calls within their own box. It must be the sort of elaborate form of suicide you clearly tried out, once again, at Middlesborough. 3. "The referee has played overtime there." Yes, Gareth, because Zamora picked up an injury and the game had to be further halted because of this. I mean honestly, what a complete fucking swampy. You're a loser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 In the on line "Spare Clare" organ donation adverts. If you click No, it still takes you to the organ donation register. What part of no don't they understand? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McB Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Paisley's one way system. Grrr. Subsequently accidentally referring to Paisley as 'Pishley' in a professional conversation. Oh dear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Going to the garage for a beer but alas, nae joy Coffee it is for the rest of the night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I want a punch bag in the shape of 'someone special' to beat the shit into. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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