xbl Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 What's Pieface called these days? I imagine it's pretty insensitive to call someone "Pieface" and you definitely can't get away with just eating pies. Anyway, Dennis the Menace is from Dundee, so his mate would actually be called Pehpus. They could have a problem with his other mate though. They'd have to call Curly "Differently Straight". Its quite the gang though! Dennis the Menace, Differently Straight, and Pehpus. Oh, and with Nibbler the Dog and Kosher the Pig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Sarcastic +1's are wasted on a -45er like myself. No sarcasm. I found it genuinely quite amusing. I know it's a bit like pissing in a pool of solid urea, but it's a start. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 On the subject of kids programmes, does anyone else wish that Fireman Sam would just run Norman Price over and then shallow grave the ginger b*****d. I think Sam avoids doing this as Norman starts 99.9% of the fires in Pontypandy and Sam would be out of a job and his daily Cartoonito documentary would be pulled if Price was dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Either that or they'd have to change the title to just "Sam". Sam: On The Dole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Sam: On The Dole. Who would, in turn, then be run over himself by the fat character in the show who fits pipes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Who would, in turn, then be run over himself by the fat character in the show who fits pipes. To be fair, he'd probably hang himself long before that. Its pretty much the done thing in the welsh valleys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Sam: On The Dole. Sam is the Hero Next Door --> Sam is the Scum on the Dole! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Spotify is advertising a "New Jimi Hendrix album" Pretty sure he's deid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Bought Bernard Matthews Mini Kievs as I saw them in Tesco and thought I have not had these since I was a kid. Just cooked them and yet again ll the garlic butter has exploded out the little fuckers and onto the baking tray. Sakes man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 You know what really annoys me? The word "from". A train company has a hundred seats for sale, three of which are priced at £10 and ninety-seven of which are priced at £60. The three seats are nigh-on impossible to find and are sold out within thirty seconds, but because of them, the train company are allowed to advertise seats "from £10". The same sort of thing happens all the time with airfares as well. It's a pain the arse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Bought Bernard Matthews Mini Kievs as I saw them in Tesco and thought I have not had these since I was a kid. They're one of the worst foods for burning your mouth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 (edited) They're one of the worst foods for burning your mouth. Licking the garlic butter off the baking tray is just silly though And there was only 11, there is supposed to be 12!! Edited March 10, 2010 by monkeyblair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Spotify is advertising a "New Jimi Hendrix album" Pretty sure he's deid. Other than the free music, Spotify do all manner of things to piss people as much as possible into buying their premium accounts. It probably encourages piracy by getting people to get their music for free without getting shitty adverts from shockwaves or the like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Knee still sore so I haven't been to kickboxing in two weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 In one hour, I will be exactly half way through my "Three score years and ten". I'm frightened... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 In one hour, I will be exactly half way through my "Three score years and ten". I'm frightened... Doesn't hurt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Feel like crap, look like crap, think I'm going to cough myself into a hemorage, off sick so my salary will be crap at end of month. and I can't sleep. *end of moan* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Have a can of irn bru, if dont have any have some Ribena. Or failing that, dangle some quartz, sniff some lavender oil, and sing an incantation to some sort of mother earth goddess! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Gaaaaaaaah early 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Nerves Going to my first days work under my own business today and I am bricking it. Silly really as the folk that have booked me in today are getting my services for free on the understanding it's for feedback and training purposes so it's not like my performance needs to be 100% spot on but I can't seem to help being bloody nervous about it. And yes I understand the abobve paragraph looks very dodgy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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