Andy Dufresne Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Typical Sunday morning in a care home Exactly She phoned in sick as the dishwasher is broken and she didn't want to wash the dish's. She is a kitchen porter that is her job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 The number of people who refer to one of the big five or six English clubs as "we" and go on about them like they're lifelong season ticket holders who never miss a game. These are probably the same sort of folk who will criticise Rangers or Celtic fans as gloryhunters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 One of my wifes staff phoned in sick today meaning my wife will have to work late again as she is in the kitchen on her own all day Women should never complain about being where they belong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 she could really do with some more time on her hands 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 she could really do with some more time on her hands Don't worry he will be back soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 The number of people who refer to one of the big five or six English clubs as "we" and go on about them like they're lifelong season ticket holders who never miss a game. These are probably the same sort of folk who will criticise Rangers or Celtic fans as gloryhunters. And Dynamo Kiev. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 One of my wifes How many have you got? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 How many have you got? You counting binned ones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 28, 2011 Share Posted August 28, 2011 Some dirty filthy fucker has left their chuddy on the arm rest on the 17:30 Edinburgh to London Kings Cross. Ma fleece is ruined, manky fucktards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 (edited) The number of people who refer to one of the big five or six English clubs as "we" and go on about them like they're lifelong season ticket holders who never miss a game. These are probably the same sort of folk who will criticise Rangers or Celtic fans as gloryhunters. This! Just the simple requirement for people to have 'an English team' does my head in. And Dynamo Kiev. To be fair that's legit... he did a school project about Ukraine once, don't you know! Edited August 29, 2011 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 So after thinking I got the all clear, I'm back into the clinic on wednesday to check for Pancreatic cancer. Personally I think it will be something like Pancreatitis because of my lifestyle, but I'm bloody shitting it again. Basically if I get that, I have no chance of surviving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 And Dynamo Kiev. Who? To be fair that's legit... he did a school project about Ukraine once, don't you know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 So after thinking I got the all clear, I'm back into the clinic on wednesday to check for Pancreatic cancer. Personally I think it will be something like Pancreatitis because of my lifestyle, but I'm bloody shitting it again. Basically if I get that, I have no chance of surviving. I was going to have a moan about having tonsilitis and not being able to sleep, but that pales into insignificance by several million degrees compared to what is above. I sincerely hope it's good news for you on Wednesday; for a young man to be going through what you are really doesn't bear thinking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 So after thinking I got the all clear, I'm back into the clinic on wednesday to check for Pancreatic cancer. Personally I think it will be something like Pancreatitis because of my lifestyle, but I'm bloody shitting it again. Basically if I get that, I have no chance of surviving. All the best of luck for Wednesday. It must be truly horrific to be going through that, hope everything goes ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Hope you get the all clear bud Awfy cold morning Well done G that should help him keep things in perspective. No matter what happens on Wednesday BD, remember it's a bit chilly in Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 So after thinking I got the all clear, I'm back into the clinic on wednesday to check for Pancreatic cancer. Personally I think it will be something like Pancreatitis because of my lifestyle, but I'm bloody shitting it again. Basically if I get that, I have no chance of surviving. That's shite, man. Best wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 So after thinking I got the all clear, I'm back into the clinic on wednesday to check for Pancreatic cancer. Personally I think it will be something like Pancreatitis because of my lifestyle, but I'm bloody shitting it again. Basically if I get that, I have no chance of surviving. Hope it's good news mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 To be fair, you seem far more serious about Kiev than most arm chair English team fans. It's still your intention to move there right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 So after thinking I got the all clear, I'm back into the clinic on wednesday to check for Pancreatic cancer. Personally I think it will be something like Pancreatitis because of my lifestyle, but I'm bloody shitting it again. Basically if I get that, I have no chance of surviving. Hope all goes well mate. Take care. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 To be fair, you seem far more serious about Kiev than most arm chair English team fans. It's still your intention to move there right? I'd like to visit the place first before deciding to move 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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