dave258 Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Burst black pen + white shirt = disaster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 My brother called me a couple of weeks ago sounding really dire and serious. I immediately thought someone must be ill and was actually somewhat relieved when he told me that he can't come to my wedding as he has to drive a forklift in a pizza warehouse and can't get the day off, despite it being (then) several months in advance. However, now that time has passed and what he actually told me has settled in, I can't believe he has told me that he can't come to my wedding because it clashes with his rota. That's pretty poor craic. Without wanting to start a war of siblings surely if he really wanted to go he would be there. One of the following must be true: He hates you He hates your wife He's in love with your wife He loves his job He really hates weddings He doesn't want to shell out on a present 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 That's pretty poor craic. Without wanting to start a war of siblings surely if he really wanted to go he would be there. One of the following must be true: He hates you He hates your wife He's in love with your wife He loves his job He really hates weddings He doesn't want to shell out on a present It's probably a mixture of 1 & 6 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 One of my bank cards was cloned and one of Paddington's relations tried to pay for goods with it in Peru. Good old RBS Security declined the payment pending an investigation. They contacted me on my house phone and without a word of a lie one of the questions they asked me was I in Peru! The Co-op cashline in Denny appears to be have been the offending ATM. Scary stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 One of my bank cards was cloned and one of Paddington's relations tried to pay for goods with it in Peru. Good old RBS Security declined the payment pending an investigation. They contacted me on my house phone and without a word of a lie one of the questions they asked me was I in Peru! The Co-op cashline in Denny appears to be have been the offending ATM. Scary stuff. RBS have certainly got their act together lately. I was in the bank paying my beloveds credit card bill and within 5 secs of paying it i received a text telling me it had been paid. Because she usually does it DD and i had paid it from my account they sent me a text to make sure this was all in order. You can't argue with customer service like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 RBS phoned my house phone when I used my card on SkyBet. Asking if it was me that made this transaction and a load more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 People who talk during lectures. It's rude - both to other students and to the lecturer. Its not exactly difficult to refrain from talking for around 50 minutes. Furthermore, people who start packing their stuff away, rustling papers, or putting their jackets on 5 minutes before the lecture ends and therefore cumulatively making a noise which makes it almost impossible for others to hear what the lecturer is saying. I remember in school if people did this the teachers used to get these selfish dicks telt. Even if there was a minute of the class remaining before the bell went, the teacher would make them take their jacket back off, only for the bell to go just as they'd taken it off and they'd groan and grumble and have to put it straight back on again. This was extremely satisfying. Along these lines, people who text in lectures when the lecturer is using a microphone. I had a lecture today and the lecturer (incidentally, he was Chinese so spoke with a Chinese accent and there was a fair few people just giggling the whole way through the lecture. Yeah it was humourous at the start but it really wasn't funny enough to justify laughing the whole way through) was using a microphone on the desk at the front. Throughout the entire lecture it was that annoying static sound that happens when people are texting away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 We've started playing department against department with the lads from work on a Friday night. Tonight we lost 36-9. I dislike losing but I absolutely hate being embarrassed like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 We've started playing department against department with the lads from work on a Friday night. Tonight we lost 36-9. I dislike losing but I absolutely hate being embarrassed like that. Rugby?! Seriously though, Aberdeen Bon Accord would have bitten your hand off to have that result... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 The majority of Hearts fans on here are utter morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 The majority of Hearts fans on here are utter morons. At least they have one or two decent posters. Ayr have none. Not since Monster vanished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 People who play puggies who dont know what they're doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 People who play puggies who dont know what they're doing. The ones who don't know what they are doing deserve pity not scorn. The ones who do know what they are doing, should know better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 The wean not understanding the meaning of a long lie-in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 The ones who don't know what they are doing deserve pity not scorn. The ones who do know what they are doing, should know better. Not pity. Get aff the machine and stop killing it by collecting money or missing the fact you have the jackpot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 The wean not understanding the meaning of a long lie-in In my day we understood the meaning of a clout round the ear. PS Not recommended for current day parenting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 True Mr P. I will send her round the corner to you for some slaps 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Football free Saturday's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Football free Saturday's This. League Cup Semi Finals should be played mid-week 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
young_bairn Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Boo hoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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