Hedgecutter Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Also, new rolls of toilet paper with the end bit 'glued' on. Every time I try to open it up I end up ripping it all, leaving me with enough wasted roll to dress up as an Egyptian mummy for Halloween. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Self-serve is great except it can never weigh your own bags correctly. Have to agree that self-serve is great. The amount of people who struggle through them is ridiculous when it such a simple process. Its my super-market pet hate. Never used my own bags through them though, I can see how that would be a problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Have to agree that self-serve is great. The amount of people who struggle through them is ridiculous when it such a simple process. Its my super-market pet hate. Never used my own bags through them though, I can see how that would be a problem. It seems to treat lightweight canvas bags for an entire raw turkey or stack of DVDs, and then you get the thinly-veiled "warning: crim checking out" alerts until the staff member comes over and tells the machine to stop being such a dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I don't know what's more annoying, the machines not working or listening to half a dozen of them echoing: Thank you for shopping at Morrisons... Do you have your own bag, Thank you for shopping at... notes are dispensed from the lower slot... welcome to Morrisons, do you have your own... please choose your payment method, welcome to Morrisons, please wait, the assistant is coming... do you have your own bag... notes are dispensed from the lower... do you have your own bag... please wait, the assistant is coming... and so so on. Tesco ones at least weigh the stuff for a couple of seconds then allows you to remove it from the baggage area, giving you room if you've a basket full of stuff. I've tried doing that at Morrisons and Asda and the machine goes fucking tonto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Have to agree that self-serve is great. The amount of people who struggle through them is ridiculous when it such a simple process. Its my super-market pet hate. The problem I have is that they seemingly take the liberty of trying it out for the first time directly in front of me, every single time. If you don't know how to use it by now, stop trying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 That whispering bitch from the secret escapes advert Just f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 That whispering bitch from the secret escapes advert Just f**k off You'd still ride her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 "It would have been Amy Winehouse's 29th birthday today" Yes it would, if she hadn't drunk herself to death. Or if she had managed to survive that and not snort herself to death. Or if she had survived...etc. Same applies to every other dead person - would have been, isn't, so shut the f*ck up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRD Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 It would have been my birthday today if I was born on the 14th of September. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 You'd still ride her Yeah, but that's just because i'm a horny b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 It's a bugger when history repeats itself. So much for learning from History. Set myself up for that I suppose My new PTTGOYN is school leavers hoodies. They're ridiculously expensive and a generally shite idea IMO but I'm constantly having folk asking me which one I'm getting. Cannot understand why folk buy these, why you'd want to retain your school identity after you've left is beyond me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 I'd ha thought it's more likel;y you're banned from getting one as your school doesn't want to be remembered as having you there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 When you're challenging for a league title towards the end of the season in Football Manager and go a goal down to some hideously dreadful team with some shite no-mark scoring his first goal of the season. I mean, going a goal down against any pish team is bad enough, but it's the first goal of the season part that really makes me want to end it all via defenestration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 That my wife asks me "have you been drinking?" any time I have some IRN BRU or ginger beer. She's American, she thinks it smells like booze! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 That my wife asks me "have you been drinking?" any time I have some IRN BRU or ginger beer. She's American, she thinks it smells like booze! Kick her in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 ^^^ fantasy world Busted! I live in the lavvies in Waverly Station, I'm 13, I have no money, I'm a virgin but my arse isnae, I break into trains, I do smell glue and I have no internett or wifi access. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Busted! I live in the lavvies in Waverly Station, I'm 13, I have no money, I'm a virgin but my arse isnae, I break into trains, I do smell glue and I have no internett or wifi access. Things you'd like to share with P&B thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Awwwww f**k I just can't get a break! fiver for a blowjob mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 ^^^ Breakdown imminent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 I have to go to work in 20 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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