Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Andy Townsend. What the f**k is an angelic save? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobles Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 The Grants whisky adverts on ITV4 do my nut in. I put it on as background when im working on stuff n the sweeney or cheers one-liners are great. Tis amazing how many people were killed by George Cowley's CI5 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Ask that pope bloke who used to be a goalie. For his sake I hope he meant an athletic save, but the boy's a p***k so it doesn't matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 It's my little boys 3rd birthday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 (edited) It's my little boys 3rd birthday Congrats. You taking him to Gayfield tomorrow as a treat??? Why is this a PTTGOYN? Edited March 15, 2013 by WILLIEA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 It's my little boys 3rd birthday Congrats. You taking him to Gayfield tomorrow as a treat??? Why is this a PTTGOYN? I'm just feeling old mate He is still a bit too young for Gayf I think. Especially the freezing conditions 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Just went for a piss. Despite pointing my wang in the appropriate direction and following all established micturation procedures, the piss split into two streams upon exit, forming a perfect arc to the left and right of the toilet bowl respectively. I would have marvelled at the beauty of this natural wonder were it not for the fact that I was urinating onto my bathroom floor. WHY THE f**k DOES THIS HAPPEN? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Just went for a piss. Despite pointing my wang in the appropriate direction and following all established micturation procedures, the piss split into two streams upon exit, forming a perfect arc to the left and right of the toilet bowl respectively. I would have marvelled at the beauty of this natural wonder were it not for the fact that I was urinating onto my bathroom floor. WHY THE f**k DOES THIS HAPPEN? Have you just had a w**k? Could explain things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Have you just had a w**k? Could explain things. Surprisingly not. And besides, my vow of celibacy includes all acts of self-pollution and gratification. I'm not even allowed to flush the toilet whilst sitting on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 (edited) Comic Relief. An evening of Lenny Henry, Miranda Hart, David Walliams, Ricky Gervais and others trying to be funny interspliced with the same "stars" weeping crocodile tears over HIV victims or what-not while they get a free stay in a 5 star hotel. All the other channels put shite on too. I know it's all very worthwhile but the "entertainment" is utter horseshit. I'll be watching a DVD Edit: Have the forced anybody to take a bath in baked beans or has anybody been gunged yet? Has Lenny Henry used a loud West Indian accent in a desperate attempt to get a laugh? Do the still get the newsreaders to do a vaguely risque dance routine, or is that Children in Need? Edited March 15, 2013 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Comic Relief. An evening of Lenny Henry, Miranda Hart, David Walliams, Ricky Gervais and others trying to be funny interspliced with the same "stars" weeping crocodile tears over HIV victims or what-not while they get a free stay in a 5 star hotel. All the other channels put shite on too. I know it's all very worthwhile but the "entertainment" is utter horseshit. I'll be watching a DVD Edit: Have the forced anybody to take a bath in baked beans or has anybody been gunged yet? Has Lenny Henry used a loud West Indian accent in a desperate attempt to get a laugh? Do the still get the newsreaders to do a vaguely risque dance routine, or is that Children in Need? And if you state this point of view, there are twats who say "How dare you, they're providing free entertainment, the least you could do is donate". It's on the BBC, so by virtue of being a licence payer, I have already donated, so the least I could do is nothing. The worst I could do is ask for 3 hours worth of my licence fee back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 And if you state this point of view, there are twats who say "How dare you, they're providing free entertainment, the least you could do is donate". Ah yes, like all that "free entertainment" Terry Wogan so graciously delivered. What was it £10,000 for an evenings work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Just went for a piss. Despite pointing my wang in the appropriate direction and following all established micturation procedures, the piss split into two streams upon exit, forming a perfect arc to the left and right of the toilet bowl respectively. I would have marvelled at the beauty of this natural wonder were it not for the fact that I was urinating onto my bathroom floor. WHY THE f**k DOES THIS HAPPEN? Have a word with this dude, he can't cure you, but he'll show you how to hold it properly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Have a word with this dude, he can't cure you, but he'll show you how to hold it properly. An oldie but a goodie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 In my mouth? I'm not black and I don't have time to grow a beard. Please explain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 In my mouth? I'm not black and I don't have time to grow a beard. Please explain It's a variation of the old James Gallway joke. Are you still going on the Subcrawl? if so I shall explain myself there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Just went for a piss. Despite pointing my wang in the appropriate direction and following all established micturation procedures, the piss split into two streams upon exit, forming a perfect arc to the left and right of the toilet bowl respectively. I would have marvelled at the beauty of this natural wonder were it not for the fact that I was urinating onto my bathroom floor. WHY THE f**k DOES THIS HAPPEN? I'm afraid it's the bad AIDS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Just went for a piss. Despite pointing my wang in the appropriate direction and following all established micturation procedures, the piss split into two streams upon exit, forming a perfect arc to the left and right of the toilet bowl respectively. I would have marvelled at the beauty of this natural wonder were it not for the fact that I was urinating onto my bathroom floor. WHY THE f**k DOES THIS HAPPEN? A friend of mine had issues similar to those you describe when he had a dose of the galloping knob rot that he caught from some burd. My friend though. Not me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 (edited) f**k me just been invited to a st partricks day party in ffing indonesia,theres not even a irish pub on this island,what a pile of shite Edited March 16, 2013 by doulikefish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Just remember to wear green to get lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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